Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody)

Parody account!!
❝𝙄 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚.❞-- 𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅-𝑩𝒂𝒏𝒆 21+MDNI writer 25+ #QuietSanity85

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

❝It's not like a stab wound you can protect me from. It's a million little papercuts every day.❞ ─ 𝑨𝒍𝒆𝒙𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑮𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅

♡ & ↻

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@elonmuskelry For a Tesla? Absolutely not.

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@RideMyPogoStick guess who got their account back?!

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@RideMyPogoStick [Leaves Jace in charge (the Angel help us) and goes to take a nap with you.]

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

By the Angel, I need a nap 😴

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@RideMyPogoStick @CreatingRunes @AlecsHiWarlock I'll try coming back but probably not today. I feel like I'm gonna pass out today 😅

[Tessa @BookSmartTessa]

“Marry me, Tess. Marry me and be Tessa Herondale. Or be Tessa Gray, or be whatever you wish to call yourself, but marry me and stay with me and never leave me, for I cannot bear another day of my life to go by that does not have you in it.” - Will Herondale

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@Jenaynay333 @HiggsbosonW @GregAbbott_TX Last time I checked, Hamas was a terrorist organization. Why are Americans chanting pro-Hamas garbage?

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

Please contribute!♡

Check out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter https://t.co/zEFNT7ayyB

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@CogentCarstairs // me too!!

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

Wow the kickstarter is up to $972,618! I guess that , means we get gilded edges and bookmark ribbons 😁

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

We're up to 957,550! If we can get up to 965,000 the books get gilded edges and bookmark ribbons! Lets do this!!

Checking out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter https://t.co/zEFNT7a0J3

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@CogentCarstairs @Kickstarter // we did it!!!!!

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

Come on guys, we are so close. Lets try to surpass it so we get gilded edges and bookmark ribbons!

Check out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter https://t.co/zEFNT7a0J3

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

Yeah!!!!

[-M- @QuietSanity85]

We met the goal!!!!! Good job guys! Now let us try for 965,000 so we can get gilded edges and ribbon bookmarks!!!

Check out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter https://t.co/pIJQUHOIHw

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

@CogentCarstairs @Kickstarter // yaasss!!!

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@CogentCarstairs @Kickstarter // for real. I'm dying for these books. 🤣

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

I can't believe it's 3 yr #Twitterversary.

And I say that in red underline. #twitter

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Alec Lightwood-Bane ── (Parody) @RepressedArcher]

Come on guys. We're soo close!

Check out Seasons of Shadowhunters by Cassandra Clare on @Kickstarter https://t.co/zEFNT7a0J3