CJ

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

a seemingly innocent mixup that allowed him to plant a thumbprint scanner on the door handle

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The agony that is Angel Hernandez’s umpiring has finally come to a close, so what better time to remember his legacy than right now

Some of Angel Hernandez’s worst calls and most iconic moments, a thread🧵

[CJ @RepublicOfChuck]

I’m learning to play guitar and I can’t figure out how to palm mute.

The irony.

[CJ @RepublicOfChuck]

Any guitarist on earth: *palm mute*

Me: ok now THIS is music

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Call: Ball
Umpire: Ángel Hernández

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

“5.2 magnitude earthquake in New Jersey? I heard it was Ginny Sacc falling out of her chair”

[New Jersey @NJGov]

Effective immediately, “Woke Up This Morning” (the Sopranos theme song) by A3 will follow the Pledge of Allegiance in all New Jersey public schools.

We will not be answering any questions at this time.

[CJ @RepublicOfChuck]

Shohei Ohtani went 1-for-4 and struck-out twice as the Los Angeles Dodgers beat the St. Louis Cardinals, 5-4.

[The Sopranos Guy™ @uncle_june]

25 years ago, the most important event in television history happened 👇👇

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

0-6 now with the UAB loss

[CJ @RepublicOfChuck]

I hate this game

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

The new “blocking the bag” obstruction rule is going to give us plenty of ump shows this year�

[CJ @RepublicOfChuck]

It’s so funny when a new digit of pi is calculated.

They’re just like “6”

[CJ @RepublicOfChuck]

@buccocapital You’re still long on all the unvested stock

[Dark Triad Greg Heffley @AnimeSerbia]

TURN ON THE TV. TURN ON ANY CHANNEL PLANKTON IS FUCKING ATTACKING THE SUPERBOWL

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Getting roasted by Patrick Star after a fumble is a humbling experience

[. @V2GRML1VE]

Make no mistake about this

Brock Purdy is up against the United States Government

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

Taylor Swift: “We must save the planet by reducing carbon emissions!”

Taylor Swift getting to the Super Bowl…

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

My wife when I accidentally put her Lulu pants through the dryer