यही दिल्ली है जो हमें ऊँचे ख़्वाब दिखती है
यही दिल्ली है जो हमें Luxarious जीवन दिखती है
यही दिल्ली है जो हमें झुग्गी झोपड़िया दिखती है
यही दिल्ली है जो हमें दिल्ली विश्विद्यालय जैसे शिक्षण संस्थान देती है
यही दिल्ली है जो एक तरफ निर्भया जैसे कांड का भी गवाह बनती है
American Interviewer - So what's your email ID ?
Indian - Sir, [email protected]
American - And password ?
Indian - 12345678
American - You are so dumb. You shared such a confidential information so easily for the Job. How can we trust that you will not share any confidential information of the company for some better Offers ?
Indian - Sir, I might have shared my password with you but I don't think you can still login to my email account. Let's look for the possibilities. My Password can be
12345678
Or
Onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight
Or
1twothreefourfivesixseveneight
1twothreefourfivesixseven8 . . . so on . . .
Or
2444666668888888 (one 2, three 4s, five 6s seven 8s)
13355557777778 (1, two 3s, four 5s, six 7s and 😎
Or
Combination of all of these . . .
By the way, did I mention use of capitals ?
American Interviewer - 🙏🏻
How much salary will u take ?
Indian - I refuse to accept your offer Sir ! Becoz I don't want to work under dumb people
😜 😄 😎
#SundayHumourSpecial
इसमें बड़ा गिफ्ट कहाँ है?
ये skywalk नोएडा अथॉरिटी की नाकामी और निकम्मेपन का जीता जागता उधारण है, जो काम छ महीने में होना चाहिए था उसको पूरा करने में चार साल लगे 🥲
🚨 नोएडा को बड़ी सौगात!
सेक्टर-51/52 में 460 मीटर लंबे स्काईवॉक का शुभारंभ विधायक पंकज सिंह ने किया।
₹36.90 करोड़ की लागत से तैयार स्काईवॉक DMRC और NMRC मेट्रो स्टेशनों को जोड़ेगा।
विधायक पंकज सिंह के मुताबिक, इससे रोजाना 15–20 हजार यात्रियों को राहत मिलेगी। पैदल यात्रियों को धूप और बारिश से भी मिलेगी राहत। शुभारंभ के दौरान विधायक और अधिकारियों ने स्काईवॉक का सफर भी किया।
#Noida #Skywalk #PankajSingh #NoidaAuthority #Metro #NoidaNews
नौएडा प्राधिकरण द्वारा दिनांक 04-10-2026 को बहुचरचित लगभग 36.90 करोड़ की लागत से निर्मित सैक्टर-51 से सैक्टर-52 मेट्रो स्काईवॉक का लोकार्पण किया जायेगा।
य�� स्काईवॉक मेट्रो यात्रियों के लिए सुरक्षित, सुगम एवं सुविधाजनक आवागमन सुनिश्चित करने के साथ दोनों मेट्रो स्टेशनों के बीच ब��हतर कनेक्टिविटी प्रदान करेगा।
#NoidaAuthority
#NoidaUpdates
#NoidaBanegaNo1
#InfrastructureUpdate
#CleanNoidaGreenNoida
Good news for Prepaid Mobile Users in India
The Govt just introduced Telecom Consumer Protection (Thirteenth Amendment) Regulations, 2026, consumers will now have:
• 30-day recharge plans, reducing the need for 13 monthly recharges to 12 in a year
• Voice and SMS-only plans for those who do not need data
• More suitable options for low-budget consumers who primarily need basic voice calls
Many of you had shared your concerns with me about limited and inflexible recharge options. I raised this issue in Parliament on 11th March, seeking greater choice and more affordable options for consumers.
I am grateful to the Government of India and TRAI for resolving these concerns in the interest of greater consumer choice and convenience.
Good news for Prepaid Mobile Users in India
The Govt just introduced Telecom Consumer Protection (Thirteenth Amendment) Regulations, 2026, consumers will now have:
• 30-day recharge plans, reducing the need for 13 monthly recharges to 12 in a year
• Voice and SMS-only plans for those who do not need data
• More suitable options for low-budget consumers who primarily need basic voice calls
Many of you had shared your concerns with me about limited and inflexible recharge options. I raised this issue in Parliament on 11th March, seeking greater choice and more affordable options for consumers.
I am grateful to the Government of India and TRAI for resolving these concerns in the interest of greater consumer choice and convenience.
This is one of the biggest problems which is being faced by the residents.
And Builder / Maintenance Team does nothing to prevent this issue. They just know how to collect maintenance & it’s arising benefits.
A few months back, in June, 500+ hotels were sealed in Delhi due to fire-safety and construction violations as a knee-jerk reaction to a fire at a Malviya Nagar hotel that killed 23.
Wonder what happened to those hotels after that. Nothing in the news. Are they still sealed, demolished, or have cases been filed against them? Or were they later allowed to function normally after taking convenience charges?
Any update, @MCD_Delhi?
BSNL’s 4G network is handling 6PB of data every day
- BSNL’s 4G network is now carrying around 6 petabytes of data daily
- Nearly 1 lakh 4G sites have been deployed across India
- The network has around 2.2 - 2.3 crore 4G subscribers
- BSNL’s indigenous 4G stack involves C-DOT, TCS and Tejas Networks
- HD voice over IMS is currently available in 7 circles, with a nationwide rollout planned
- Indigenous 5G RAN is also being tested on BSNL’s network
6PB every single day. Not bad for a network that was supposedly “too late” to 4G.