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Gamer 🎮

DarkBoy🙄

[Heretikka @heretikka]

エレン・ジョー • Ellen Joe 🦈

[Vitamine @Vitaminechan]

Malfoid~

[(⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠) 🦋 @Requiem_WD]

Preciso ler uma fic completa disso kkkk

[Alighieri Umaru☧ @writriverdale]

Harry Potter TV show executives: CHUDS WERE ABLE TO WRITE A BETTER STORY IN TWITTER REPLIES... WITH A BUNCH OF ANIME TROPES!!!

[Alighieri Umaru☧ @writriverdale]

Harry Potter TV show executives: CHUDS WERE ABLE TO WRITE A BETTER STORY IN TWITTER REPLIES... WITH A BUNCH OF ANIME TROPES!!!

[xin @xin_cere_art]

POTTTAH
#Malfoid #Malfoy

[Alex Roy Grayson @osc_argos]

Multitasking trends
#Malfoid #Malfoy

[𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰 @Camera_B0ss]

La comunidad de Fem Draco vino para arreglar todo Harry Potter y hacer cine

[XxCapitanEsxX @B_Rockin_98]

Watching and waiting on artist to drop Malfoid fanart knowing damn well I never even opened a Harry Potter book

[Krana-kler @TheChroNikler]

How I, as a grown man, am reading all of these Malfoid fanfictons:

[(⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠) 🦋 @Requiem_WD]

Namoral isso dá um puta anime kkkk

[GekkoShu @gekkoshuchu]

Harry... Why would you do that?💔

#DracoMalfoy #Malfoid

[OtakuBus Nate 🐧🎃🐼 @otakunathanime]

Turning Malfoy and Harry into a romance that comes together as two opposing houses to work together with an act of love to defeat the great evil that was once defeated because an act of love. By two people who were once antagonistic to each other. Is so many levels of peak.

[Hawaiian Hyperborean @tropicalgreekSS]

Malfoid casting a spell to give you an erection while you’re giving a presentation, but Hermoine reflects it back at Malfoid and she goes into heat in the middle of class.

[Robert Wylde @Real_Wylde]

The Malfoid trend shows that men, like women, crave romance in their literature. It’s just one wants a millionaire vampire, and the other wants a racist blond magical girl. The contrast is interesting.

[Alexander. @Florida_Boi1]

“Mister and Misses Malfoy, your daughter is causing issues.”

“And that is?”

“Her ever apparent crush on one Harry Potter is causing her to break into the Gryffindore male dorms during the night just to SLEEP in his bed with him. We locked up her broom and she somehow got—“

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"HARRY POTTER, YOU MADE MALFOID DRESS UP AS YOUR DEAD MOTHER AND HAD RELATIONS ON SNAPE'S DESK WHILE DRESSED UP AS YOUR FATHER. YOU PRANKED SNAPE BY YELLING 'YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THIS' ALL TO SKIP OUT ON ONE POTION CLASS? 500 POINTS GRYFFINDOR."

[mawsteryowda(Comms @ Vgen) @mawsteryowda_]

During a certain Quidditch match...

[forgot my name @absolutedungus]

“HARRY! DID YOU TURN HAGRID INTO A HAG-RID?!”

[Sims 🐍 @DatingSims]

"haRRY POTTER! I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT. PUT THAT GODDAMN GENDER BENDER SPELL AT REST. IT'S ENOUGH. FIRST DRACO, THEN SNAPE, HAGRID, TOM RIDDLE, DRACO'S MOTHER, CEDRIC, MAD-EYE MOODY, WEASLEY TWINS, AND WHO'S NEXT? ME? SHOULD I BEND OVER POTTER? IF ONLY YOUR FATHER COULD SEE YOU.

[DoubleGaijin @DoubleGaijin]

>Malfoid learns the fumo spell.
>"HA! I'll pose as an innocent stuffed toy. Then when Pottah least expects it I'll scare him so badly that STYOOPID scar will leap off his head! Silly babypants POTTAH."
>Harry finds the "Malfumo" randomly during a break between classes.
>"Huh, is this Malfoid's? It looks like her. Kindof cute actually. I suppose I'll return it to her if I see her. I'll probably never hear the end of it though.."
>Malfoid's brain goes blank from the cute comment.
>She ends up with Harry the entire day. Going to lessons, lunch with Hermoine and Ron who poke fun at the stuffed toy while Malfoid grits her teeth.
>"Why don't I just scare everyone now and be done with this ruse? Why can't I do this?"
>Deep down she knows why.
>She's with Harry throughout the rest of the day, and eventually he finds a quiet spot just outside the castle grounds to watch the sunset. "Malfumo" is propped next to his bag and inches away from him sharing the same view. She can't believe this is happening. Her plans ruined by her own emotions.
>And she doesn't want it to end.
>Harry is about to give up searching for Malfoid when he suddenly realizes he left something behind at the sunset spot.
>He leaves his bag and "Malfumo" propped against the entrance doors confident no one will disturb them.
>Malfoid transforms the second Harry rounds the corner and sprints back to the Slytherin dormitory as fast as she's ever run in her life.
>She slams her bedroom door behind her, blushing a crimson red and dripping with sweat.
>She catches her breath for a few moments. Then thinks to herself "Can I get away with it maybe one more time?"

[Greg the Retard Emperor @BreakingIdols83]

NO HARRY YOU CANNOT USE AVADA KADAVRA ON YOURSELF TO BANG THE GHOST IN THE BATHROOM AND GIVE US ANOTHER REASON TO CALL HER MOANING MEERTLE!!!!!