ShawnaLovesLOTR!!!

One of the most Awesome people ever.

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

Always

[Inspirational Women @iQuoteForWomen]

When you have unlimited texting but only text two people.

[NAHHHH @StoryOfMyLMAO]

i think its so fake how some pants have pockets that are sewn shut like be real with me dont pretend to be something ur not

[Speak Comedy @SpeakComedy]

To my future kids: You'll start off with a flip phone. I don't care if the iPhone 17 is out by then, you're gonna know the struggle.

[Funny Tweets! @OMGSpeakComedy]

Basically http://t.co/ksyTyKgUc7

[#oomf @JustMyBoyFacts]

here’s to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

[Fact @FactzYouNeed]

me: i want to lose weightme: i want skinny legsme: i want a flat stomachme: i want to be thinme: *sees mcdonalds*me: yolo

[ShawnaLovesLOTR!!! @RernFrerderRern]

"@TheScorpioMindd: #Scorpio women love giving bj's because of the power and control it grants them." xD wow

[Xstrology @XSTROLOGY]

When #Scorpio's are in love they can't see past what's in front of them. They're head over heels.