Reservoir Dogs

Reservoir Dogs...recreated in tweets! Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino.

[Reservoir Dogs @ReservoirDogs_]

Eight men dressed in BLACK SUITS, sit around a table at a breakfast cafe.

[Reservoir Dogs @ReservoirDogs_]

They are Mr. White, Mr. Pink, Mr. Blue, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Orange, Mr. Brown, Nice Guy Eddie Cabot, and the big boss, Joe Cabot.

[Reservoir Dogs @ReservoirDogs_]

Most are finished eating and are enjoying coffee and conversation. Joe flips through a small address book.

[Reservoir Dogs @ReservoirDogs_]

Mr. Brown is telling a long and involved story about Madonna.

[Mr. Brown. @MrBrown_z]

Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about.

[Mr. Brown. @MrBrown_z]

It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song-- it's a metaphor for big dicks.

[Mr. Blonde @MrBlonde_z]

No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive.

[Mr. Brown. @MrBrown_z]

Whoa! whoa...time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.

[Joe Cabot @JoeCabot_]

Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?

[Mr. Brown. @MrBrown_z]

Like a Virgin's not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue's about. Granted, no argument about that.

[Mr. Orange @MrOrange_z]

Which one's True Blue?

[Nice Guy Eddie @EddieCabot_]

You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big ass hit for Madonna.

[Nice Guy Eddie @EddieCabot_]

I don't even follow that Tops of the Pops shit, and even I've heard of True Blue.

[Mr. Orange @MrOrange_z]

Yeah, so -I ain't saying I ain't heard of it. You know; all I asked is how's it go. Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

[Mr. Blonde @MrBlonde_z]

Personally, I can do without her.

[Mr. Blue @MrBlue_z]

I used to like her early stuff-- Borderline. When she got all into that Papa Don't Preach phase, I tuned out.

[Mr. Brown. @MrBrown_z]

You guys are like making me lose my train of thought here. I was saying something. What was it?

[Joe Cabot @JoeCabot_]

Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. What was her last name?

[Mr. White @MrWhite_z]

What's that?

[Joe Cabot @JoeCabot_]

It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?