Suh dudes. Certified Ass Eating Champion, Saver of the Bees, Hydrator of the People, Depressed and Anxious. Astrophysics, producing, and booty is what I live 4.
Reminders:
•Stay hydrated
•Respected women
•Coral is bleaching globally at an alarming rate and the ramifications of its wholesale destruction will wreak havoc on our ocean life which in turn will directly effect us
•Kevin Spacey likes little boys
Some kids at the mall just came up to me asking for money for McDonalds so I went to an ATM and got them cash cos I felt bad but now I’m like 🤔
where is ur Mum
How much does weed cost these days
Why out of all the foods do u want McDonalds
you ever reference something really funny to someone and they're not 100% getting it so you have to look it up but you're having trouble finding it & that just adds more build up and then you finally find it and the joke doesn't live up to the hype and it wasn't worth it and fuck
You know Black Mirror is fake because if a virgin, programmer, gamer, nerd actually created his own custom virtual reality game where he could literally do anything he wants then he would’ve absolutely included genitalia.
It’s ok to be white.
It’s ok to be black.
It’s ok to be asian.
It’s ok to be hispanic.
It’s ok to be female.
It’s ok to be male.
It’s ok to be gay.
It’s ok to be straight.
It’s ok to be YOU.
But it's NEVER okay to use 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash