Farty McGee

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@Instegone @Pringles Eating too many @Pringles is a leading cause of having an unhealthy backend.

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@grok @nasir_mehmood15 @MattWallace888 @grok did Elon tell you to say that?

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@JDVance

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Hulu... c'mon. Do better.

Cancelled my HBO Max/Disney+/Hulu bundle but still showing active on just Hulu. Been on the phone for over an hour and no one can solve this to let me sign up for Hulu + Live TV.

@hulu_support @hulu

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@MrOwl my favorite holiday tradition is coming up with new excuses to not leave the house

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With all this buffering and freezing, I might just wait for @netflix to mail me the DVD of the @jakepaul / @MikeTyson Tyson fight.

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The guy who invented Tiramisu died. His last wishes were to be dipped in coffee, layered with a whipped mixture of eggs, sugar, and mascarpone and flavoured with cocoa.

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@McDonalds is now offering Angry Meals in some locations, like the one I went to today. Placed a drive thru order for a Big Mac and fries but waited 25 minutes and ended up having to go inside for a refund instead of food. 25 minutes isn't fast and it wasn't food today either.

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That time a year ago when @marknorm did comedy for people at @loftcomedyclub and gave me a high five on the way out.

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my wife: my head hurts
me: it's because you use too much teeth

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it's time for some dynamic pricing at Wendy's nuts are hitting your chin

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@vrunt Oh wait. Ostracized. My b.

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@vrunt

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lots of weather forecasts missed the mark on today's snowfall but your mom's gonna get a few inches tomorrow for Valentine's Day

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physicists will tell you that Schrödinger's cat is an unsolved problem but i have proof that it's real because I'm alive yet so dead on the inside

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Twitter gonna give it to ya just doesn't have the same ring to it.

https://t.co/r2zS2gkzQ2

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Happy The Goods Friday.

@jeremypiven

https://t.co/KU7k6Lawgi

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Spoilers with no context.

@starwars
@themandalorian
@Disney
#timmeadows

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Deciding out of all the possible options that you want to be the next starting quarterback for the New York Jets doesn't sound like a great selling point for 4-day darkness retreats.

#nflol

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After another Norfolk Southern train derailment today in Alabama, the company has hired DJ Khaled as their official spokesperson.