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<Chris Cummings>....sometimes the end of the story is funnier than the story itself.

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...so obviously cumin can kill, and the jackals don't mind at all.

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...and the woman turned out to be a monkey in track suit!

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...and if you remove the firing pin, it makes a great party favor! #therestofthestory

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...and then the clowns descended upon the beach. #therestofthestory

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...and that is why you should never clean a wound with honey while in Colorado. #therestofthestory

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...so it turns out cannot make wine out of bacon grease. #therestofthestory

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...so you can see why a saxaphone is a poor choice for taking over a small island country. #therestofthestory

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...and that was the last party I ever threw for the Canadian football players. #therestofthestory

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...and so spat and called him Suzie...and that was that. #therestofthestory

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...and slowly she realized, you CAN go home again, but only after the pickles are washed. #therestofthestory

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...and thats how you make ffireworks out of baby wipes and eyelashes. #therestofthestory

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...and you never take the raccoon home with you after tennis. #therestofthestory

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...and thats the recipe for pumpkin, crow and plutonium pie. $therestofthestory

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...so you see how a golf club can be essential to staging a coup.

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...and the last thing the waiter said was "I'm not giving an owl a pedicure." #therestofthestory

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...and that is why i have this tattoo of a door covered in peanut butter. #therestofthestory

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...and the bronco took the grenade launcher and sauntered off into the sunset. #therestofthestory

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...bug the sombrero was really a spacecraft! #therestofthestory

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...which is why you never serve sushi to a herd of unicorns. #therestofthestory