#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️

Manic depression, hockey obsession, 3.5 metric tons of raw, sexual aggression.

@SuperMex44 is my favorite person!

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

Can't wait to do this forever with you. 💖💍

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@russtrome Shocking and disgusting to know that the Dallas Stars have ever experienced joy

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@lenospaced CRYINGGGG

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@Sola_Requiem Have a couple bonus ones as well

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@alexdaylily I hope my display name does something for you :)

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The Washington Nationals currently hold a playoff spot.

THE WASHINGTON NATIONALS

[mora🐞 @LT48LUVR]

just opened facebook to this absolute gem i’m crying

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@UrGirlAmym @lac3dfrosting That's amazing!! My fiancé was an EMT for years, and the things he can tell me about the human body are fascinating. I'm so insanely proud of him for that, and I'll be insanely proud of you, too!!

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@anaheimd_memes My fiancé is a year older than Stone, but here's a picture of him (the man, not the cow) from last year to even the playing field.

He found out he was older than Stone and went into mourning for several weeks.

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@rubbiby

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@nfrcr_id @GoldenKnights @Canes An act of violence against a woman?

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@nfrcr_id @GoldenKnights @Canes Sure, and so was OJ Simpson.

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@nfrcr_id @GoldenKnights @Canes Nah. Again, try harder.

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@lenospaced GORGEOUS

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@nfrcr_id @GoldenKnights @Canes BOOOOOOOO 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅 GET REAL INSULTS!!!

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@PlannerTheGreat @DreamLeaf5 Ahh, you're on the wrong fungus. I'm more of, like, a lichen or something

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@TheCupitals The best part is the comments on the video from other guys who did the same thing to their wives/girlfriends confirming that it works almost universally. I cannot explain it.

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@Megu_rikka I got my PS5 for free at my work Christmas party, and I paid about $75 for my Switch 2.

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@TheCupitals I'll definitely be posting the link to the one video my fiancé puts on whenever I have a panic attack. If you're curious, this is it, and it's the only thing we've found that actually works.

https://t.co/xlG4NiLl9X

[#1 Charlie Lindgren Fan Margaret H. LastName ⚾️ @RestYourBreasts]

@TheCupitals If we do bring him back, it'll be one of the greatest moves we've ever pulled. If we don't... you know what, I'm not gonna say anything.