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You think your resume is awesome? It's not.

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Confused about what belongs under honors/award/highlights? Let this be a tip: http://t.co/dABKOM9

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Objectives are good. This one, not so much: http://t.co/xozMLVC

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Because we all know that scouting is important: http://t.co/lTEU3mE

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Yeah - that's a realistic expected salary range: http://t.co/nudYi7X

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