Retail Humor

Tweets about Retail work that only those who work in retail, Baristas and customer service will truly appreciate.
#Retaillife #RetailProblems #Retail

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Boss approaches at the end of your shift at 3pm to ask if you can help the overnight crew 😐

#RetailProblems #RetailWork #Overtime #TruckDay #Retail #ThirdShift

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#DearCustomers are in the store but no one is buying anything and you realize that it is 98 degrees outside and they are just enjoying the AC

#SummerHeat #RetailWork #AirConditioning

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The holidays are approaching. You know what that means.. #Retail #CrazyShoppers #BlackFriday #RetailWork

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If You could choose to spend your shift doing one of the following.. Which would you choose?

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Sometimes "Sales" are just corporate's way of making the customer feel good at the checkout.

#Retail #RetailWork #CustomerService #RetailHumor

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Employees come and employees go... The revolving door is not only for customers.
#NewOpertunities #NewFaces #Retail #WorkingRetail

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Under staffed and over worked? ...Welcome to retail.

#RetailProblems #RetailWork #WorkingRetail #RetailJob #OverTime #Retail

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Thank god inventory is only once a year!

#Inventory #CycleCounts #Retail #RetailLife #RetailWork #RetailProblems

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Gotta love those 12 HR shifts on truck day..
#Logistics #MPU #RetailWork #TruckDay #RetailLife #RetailTruckDay

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Why are #DearCustomers still returning Christmas's gifts?

#GiftReturn #RetailReturnDesk #CustomerServive #RetailInJanuary #RetailLife #RetailWork #GiftRecipt #ReturnCounter #Returns

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Why are you already returning you #BlackFriday purchase? Is it because you didn't really need it to begin with?

#BlackFridayMadness #RetailCraziness #RetailLife #WorkingBlackFriday #CyberMonday

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No sir, you can't just take a quick look in the stock room for yourself.

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When it's so dead at work you would swear you saw some tumble weed roll by 😁
#RetailWork #Weekdays

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This months most asked question..

"Where can I take my online returns?"
#RetailReturns #RetailWork

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CUSTOMER: "Why is the Clearance price more then the sale price?"

ME: "Because the people at corporate are SOO much smarter then the rest of us"
#WorkingRetail

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All of them are true.. Lol
#RetailHumor #RetailProblems #RetailWork

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#DearCustomer, If you want to apply for a store credit card but refuse to enter your SSN on the pin pad... Don't get mad at me because I can't process your application.
#RetailWork #RetailLife #RetailProblems #CustomrService

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Hit the #SnoozeButton like 50 times.. Must be #Monday. AKA.. return day in the #Retail world

#RetailLife #RetailMonday #Mondays #RetailWorld

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A weekend #ClosingShift is like an Olympic competition.. Minus the fame, glory and free Gatorade..
#RetailLife #RetailWork #WorkingWeekends

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Putting time into perspective..

ME: "Two whole hours til the end of my shift"

MANAGER: "I only have you for two more hours"

#RetailLife #RetailWork #RetailHumor