Tang Dynasty

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[Schmμτż ᛭𝟗᛭ @Schmutz_9R]

AA meeting tonight this bitch with a septum piercing was going on about her anxiety and trauma for 20 minutes. Middle aged man next to me decked out in camo suddenly pulled out a revolver, opened his mouth and blew his head off. I’m walking home covered in blood and brains.

[spenser @godwulfs]

can i come over and hit your cart and give you mid dick plzzzz

[rosabelle @rosebudlight]

putting a hickey on her neck where he got shot for the kirkversary

[Ronald W. Raygun CFP, CFA, CPA, MBA, JD, MD @ronaldreagan654]

Remembering the time I smoked a cig with my professor in NYC and he told me he could bust hands free from eating box

[Lukas @lukastheremix]

Shoot in my throat like I’m Charlie Kirk

[vitória @Vit201]

queria fazer uma faculdade de fumar cigarro e beber café na varanda com os amigos. acho que é a minha verdadeira vocação!

[moose @mallowyourheart]

penis + vagina=welcome to sex

[sam @grrleater]

she found me dyking 😭 she dyked too 😭 we both dyoked

[retard burger @dafifthloko]

drinking a bottle of lube so my poop slides out like a projectile

[salem ♫⃠ @weedyaoi]

call my panties 9/11 the way bush is behind it

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

[TS Amanda Tori Meating @AmandaTori69]

All weekend I was running around saying “A nasty clock will still gag twice a day”

[Nadia @nonamenadia]

every time i have a productive day i reward myself w a 3 day bender

[Tang Dynasty @RetardFaggotss]

Hookup told me she loves me during sex

[Leah 🙃 @LeahJoGrace]

manspreading under my desk so fat ma can get some air

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

dude you’re high on ashwagandha I’m leaving

[manuel @manwelllb_]

lowkey remembered there’s a person out there who can genuinely say I acted crazy

[dakota @im2hai]

high on life ok i lied im high on weed