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Part 2 with Joe Kernen, Dominic Chu, and former gambling addict Melissa Lee @MelissaLeeCNBC this morning, keeping global markets calm.

Joe Kernen 2/3 on his parlay. @JoeSquawk @TheDomino

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Joe Kernen @JoeSquawk and Dominic Chu @TheDomino casually calming global markets this morning by openly exposing live on air both of their degenerative gambling habits, Dominic Chu is truly the kind of guy you want to go gamble with, feel like he’s right more than Joe Kernen:

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@TheDomino @nechiporchik312 @JoeSquawk “Joe Kernen, great guy, tremendous guy, my market opening day starter he knows how to soothe & massage the global markets before 9am better than anyone, until I usually do some crazy shit, which as you know, I’m bound to do Believe me, but no we love us a little Joe Kernen okay?”

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Joe Kernen @JoeSquawk and Dominic Chu @TheDomino casually calming global markets this morning by openly exposing live on air both of their degenerative gambling habits, Dominic Chu is truly the kind of guy you want to go gamble with, feel like he’s right more than Joe Kernen:

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@JoeSquawk @TheDomino @dwilson2421 Joe you gotta use your national platform and do something about the traffic on Frederica down here on Simons.

Everyday I tune into see will this be the day that Joe brings attention nationally to this issue.

Somebody has got to do something. Give me a shout out tomorrow.

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@JoeSquawk @TheDomino @dwilson2421 Joe Kernen whipping out the screenshots because he does have the apps on his phone that Dominic Chu does not:

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@unusual_whales “These people think I am crazy, okay? Total fucking nuts. And, maybe I am perhaps, but that’s a strength, because you don’t fuck with crazy.”

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@InTheAssembly Wait didn’t Iran bomb cargo ships?

How is it Trump’s fault if Iran broke the agreement?

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@unusual_whales “No i told them if there going to try and rig we’re going to just rig right back. You have to understand. I have literally nothing to lose at this point anymore and zero fucks to give. The head of Iran understands this. The head of FIFA is about too.”

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@Polymarket “This Nicki Minaj thing, very interesting, okay? Tremendous woman, tremendous vocabulary, very fast, maybe too fast. She said she wants Trump, I don’t know, people are saying it many people but Melania is watching, she does a hell of a job at watching me maybe better than myself”

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@InternetH0F “I don’t watch soccer. Don’t even know what a red card is. But I know the press and deep state was behind it. These people hate America. Believe me. They want to watch us burn. Which is why I sent the heads of FIFA satellite images of their homes. We’re going to win this bitch.”

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“Nobody rings the bell like Trump. Very powerful people, they said, “Sir, we’ve had bells for many years, but frankly they’ve never been rung correctly.” So I said, “That’s because Trump wasn’t there.” First time ever from the Oval Office, can you believe it? Very beautiful bell, tremendous bell, maybe the most Presidential bell in history. I don’t know. I just hear things.”

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“Nobody rings the bell like Trump. Very powerful people, they said, “Sir, we’ve had bells for many years, but frankly they’ve never been rung correctly.” So I said, “That’s because Trump wasn’t there.” First time ever from the Oval Office, can you believe it? Very beautiful bell, tremendous bell, maybe the most Presidential bell in history. I don’t know. I just hear things.”

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Trump waving at himself while live on tv then watching himself wave is ultimate Trump

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@spencerpratt “He’s fucked”

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@Breaking911 “The deep state and press completely went after these guys for removing the auto start stop function from their cars, now, I don’t even know what that means, and I don’t care, but I told my people we’re not gonna have it, we’re just not gonna have it.”

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@Polymarket “They were illegally prosecuted by the press and deep state for removing the auto start / stop function on their cars, which personally I don’t even know what that means, but anyways, I said to my people. We’re not gonna allow it! We’re just not gonna allow it!”

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@TrendSpider Alex Karp still owes me money for cocaine.

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@ClayTravis “JD made me do this stupid thing for his wife, she asked me if I read any books. Right? fine young woman, but I said look, I only read articles about myself, usha, okay? We can sit here & talk about books or we can talk about me. And Usha, I think they want me. Not your books.”

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@EzraACohen Also the fact that Trump is doing this over a 96% controlled liberal / democrat run city for the next 24 hours is priceless. 🇺🇸