🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA

Captain of Gondor, Imperator, Star Trek Episode Reviewer,
Lieutenant General, ACSA. Founding Stock American.
Through victory, my chains are broken.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

The site as it looked yesterday, as it appears today, and the one apparently responsible.

Every.

Time.

[Pinball🍎❄️🔻▐┛ @PinballWiz4rd]

“Pope Leo needs me to FPV-drone a data centre?”

[Un poco de Tendencias @UnPocoTende]

"Comida gratis"

Porque cuando el pintor Salvador Dalí salía a comer, a la hora de pagar hacia un cheque y del lado de atrás hacia un dibujo.

Se aseguraba así que el dueño iba a preferir enmarcarlo y nunca lo iba a cobrar, por lo que comía gratis.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

For all we hear about how backwards our antecedents were, they had a far better-functioning legal system than ours.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

@N0rthsideDonutz @Nance726 He's pledged to Israel

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

@HapistRitler That's a good message. Near and dear to me.

[Unapologetic and Unreconstructed @MarkAppel22]

My newest addition to my man cave. The whiskey case of Captain Isaac Brown who captained the CSS ironclad Charleston.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

cats will really wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, eyes barely open all confused but still worried about your safety

[Dr. Insensitive Jerk @DrInsensitive]

Some bees are friendly. They will not participate when a swarm of bees stings you to death.

They also won't save you, because their first loyalty is to bees.

This post is not about bees.

[Southern Accents @AccentsSouthern]

Incredible things are happening.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

@imonwwe Ignore them

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Imagine you’re tripping on acid and all of the sudden you see Nixon standing next to you

[Meme Space Nine @meme_space_nine]

Yeah, millennials insisted on making the SATs part of the school's performance framework. They insisted on AP courses becoming part of the curriculum. They insisted on college recruiters taking trips to schools. They insisted on scholarship forms being in every admin office. Millennials demanded statistics lessons on the differences between college graduates and high schoolers in earning potential with zero time being given to the trades. Millennials were the cause of all this. Not their Boomer school administrators, Boomer bank CEOs, Boomer Politicians and Boomer parents.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

> Like we did all the Nazis

Except for you know, all the Operation Paperclip guys...and the guys who would go on to form the post war West German government...and the guys who would go on to lead NATO...and the guys who the western allies refused to prosecute because they needed manpower in the German army, etc, etc. Historically illiterate people are amusing.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

@mgv_ii Don't beat yourself up over it: use it as inspiration to invent something even BETTER

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

@GeniusKhaan I wish I had the discipline to lift afterwards lmfao......too hornt. The plus side of that is I get my cardio in which has genuinely helped boost my metabolism back to where it was fifteen years ago.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

Lulu is an American Hero forever in spirit. May she rest easy.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

@imonwwe With low hangers.

[🇻🇦 Lt. Gen Gaius Iulius Caesar, CSA @ReticulatedS]

Aw man, fucking lucky you that it was your uncles, family business is always the best bet. My experience with that was a guy who lived in one of the other apartments in our building, he told me that I was "Sweet as a peach". Then one day the cops showed up and I didn't see him anymore, he looked real sad, must've been a death in the family. I hope he's alright.

[Jay Bee @TheJayBee]

Clarence Thomas as soon as he saw the spelling errors in the Virginia Democrats SCOVA appeal.