Retired Character Developer

A creative trying to find himself and his place amid the chaos.
Life’s for the living.

[Retired Character Developer @RetiredCdev]

Nairobi is such a random city. Unatoka kubuy mzinga unapatana na crusade ya Mapanthre

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Pesa kidogo mshahama Nairobi mnaingia msituni kuishi na wanyama

Kazi ni kujenga basic brick/wooden structures, ku'install solar na kutega maji ya mvua

Chakula ni kufuga kuku, bata, na kupanda vegetables

I respect y'all for chosing quality of life away from this chaotic city.

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

They destroy education in Kenyan schools and universities while taking their children to international schools and universities.

[Retired Character Developer @RetiredCdev]

@KResearcher Kenyans are just cowards that thing is nothing.

[لّ @cherrylieghn]

بقول شي بس لا تقولون عني بريفورماتڤ، في شي أسويه من يوم ما تخرجت من الجامعة عشان لا افقد المرونة العصبية وأشغل أكبر نسبة من عقلي، كرياضة يومية للعقل أخصص نص ساعة إلى ساعة باليوم أسوي فيها تمارين cognitive abilities، أحل مسألة رياضية تاخذ وقت، أفك تجميعات قدرات وتحصيلي، أقرا مواضيع جديدة عمد، أفك سلايدات الجامعة، أخلي كلود يسألني إلخ
مرّه مرّه يفرق معي بكثير أشياء زي التركيز يتنشط وحتى مهارات كثيرة تتنشط وياه.. جربوا

[Jeff Fabre @Jeff_like_Feff]

As someone who always used to be excited for new tech, I am not interested anymore. Everything has gotten so greedy, addictive, expensive and exclusive. They don't solve problems, they create them, and then try to sell you the solution. We're in literal technology hell.

[Waro @warobusiness]

No i dont want to create a passkey. I never want to create a passkey.

Fuck off

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn't even have when you were on your own.”

[Mr. Akyeampong @MrAkyeampong]

Ghosting a woman because she can't afford her basic needs is self care

[blue @bluewmist]

i'm in love with this quote:

"if you're persistent, you'll get it. if you're consistent, you'll keep it. and if you're grateful, you'll attract more of it."

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Eng. Luka Kipchumba Kimeli, DG @KeNHAKenya 🫡

I greet you today in the name of Lord Vishnu.

Not because I suspect you practice Hinduism, but because your fear for Lord Jesus is clearly at zero.

Probably because of Pastor Kanyari and his colleagues who’ve been using that name as a business name for so long you stopped taking it seriously.

But be assured Engineer, He is still very much operational.

I come to you most days NOT because I want your job.

I come because I genuinely believe your employment letter has my name written all over it.

Now look at this image.

That mountain of sand.

Sitting. In the MIDDLE of Waiyaki Way.

Opposite Njuguna’s place.

On one of the busiest highways in East Africa.

Just sitting there for days.

No warning signs.

No barriers. No apology. Just sand.

Proud sand. Unbothered sand.

Engineer, I know your children are abroad. Safe. Warm.

Probably in a country where a civil servant would lose sleep and their job if they left a sand mountain on a highway overnight.

But Wafula from Kangemi?

His children are squeezed in a single room in Kangemi.

They have nowhere to go.

But they want to see him come home.

Not in a casket.

Kamau from Kinoo?

Yes he drinks.

Yes he’s occasionally useless to his family on weekends.

But even his family who have every reason to complain would still rather hear his noise every evening than attend his funeral because a contractor left unmarked sand on Waiyaki Way at night.

This is conduct unbecoming Engineer.

Your equivalent abroad where your children live loses sleep over things like this.

You? You’re sleeping like a man with zero outstanding items.

You and I must agree on one thing today.

Let us hate mediocrity together.

Let us set a bare minimum, you from UoN, me from Kingeero Polytechnic and agree that mountains of sand on highways with zero warnings is below that minimum.

This has to be cleared today.

Not tomorrow. Today!

Your favorite villager. Still watching. Always watching. 👀

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Then I realized..

Many relationships only exist,
because the man is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullsh!t.

Tell me I am wrong?

[Retired Character Developer @RetiredCdev]

Caleb made an album with 9 tracks and its 16 minutes long. 9x2=18
Most tracks are good but sasa ngoma za 1 minute jameni

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Ezekiel Nzyoki (popularly known as “Mr. Speaker, Sir”) entered Parliament (a public building), lawfully, while unarmed, on June 25, 2024 to peaceably protest the passage of Finance Bill 2024 (which was recalled thereafter). He exercised his constitutionally entrenched and protected rights.

But the tyrannical clueless regime of @WilliamsRuto has now charged him with mythical crimes of “damage to property worth Shs. 41 million” merely on account of sitting on the speaker’s chair and saying, “Mr. Speaker, Sir, we are here!”

Meanwhile, the armed goons (calling themselves police officers) who abducted, illegally detained, tortured, maimed, disappeared and slaughtered thousands of Kenyans have not been arrested, charged, tried, convicted and punished to the full extent of the law.

Yet, @WilliamsRuto still deludes himself that he can be reelected the president of Kenya. #RutoMustGo

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

You cannot humble me… my confidence was not built from compliments.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

i miss when women made me nervous now they just piss me the fuck off.

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

"Muweke motor vehicle tax kubwa, hizo magari wauze wabaki na hurubaro, in line with the UDA manifesto."

[Retired Character Developer @RetiredCdev]

@DonaldBKipkorir @ntsa_kenya Mimi siwezi lipa fine outlawed if my brother is BK

[VARIEN @varien]

Millennials, it's time to choose your midlife renaissance

1. Be a steady adult in a young person's lif
2. Moderate your drinking and be quiet about it
3. Train for a marathon because you value health
4. Have a wanted baby (with a partner you genuinely like)
5. "We're deepening the relationship"
6. Learn an instrument badly and keep playing it anyway
7. Forgive one of your parents
8. Plant something that won't mature for 20 years
9. Take up a hobby with zero monetization potential
10. Decide what you believe instead of inheriting it