Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard

Parody - Mr Atari - World famous YouTuber - Bizarre Fantasist - Atari obsessed troublemaker - Award Winner Author - Game Dev

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

Everyone’s a critic #wateroffaducksback #Retro #RETROGAMING #nytimesbestsellingauthor

Beware of Laird's Lies - The Truth About Kieren Hawken (Mirror) https://t.co/uaJIAMrLQx via @YouTube

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

Ouch! Another one to pop in the scrapbook….

#atari #RETROGAMING

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

@codetapper @tandemar @LarryBundyJr Any mention of Wikipedia reminds me of time I edited Wikipedia to add myself as an “award winner author and media personality”!

#retrogaming #throwback

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

@tandemar A lot of fans have said that even free copies of my books generate a feeling of buyer’s remorse!

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

@codetapper Sadly, the largest donations came from Bentley Bear, RetroGirl, DreamCaster and Mr SJ Leicester

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

19 years ago I proudly announced to the world my work on Steve Davis Snooker 128k when I was 7 years old.
Good to see even now people remember ‘better sound’, ‘name entries’ and a ‘cheat mode to turn balls into bumper cars’.

#RETROGAMING #gamedev

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@RetroSimps 😢

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@codetapper @tandemar @Quimper In terms of crowdfunding it’s certainly no ‘8-bit on a budget’. Which raised £17.56; sadly not even enough to cover my Grammarly subscription!

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Talks about freedom of speech, yet deletes comments….

#RETROGAMING #youtube

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@BiscuitCollect1 @tandemar No. That was when I was seven years.

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

@Google needs to sort out its AI overview.

I coded Steve Davis Snooker 128k when I was 7 years old for CDS!

My uncle worked at Firebird (although I helped).

Among my other smash hit games were Digger Doug, Big Boxing and Soccer Supremo!

#gamedev #retrogaming

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@ballistikcoffee @atari Unfortunately I didn’t get to talk about my magnum opus; Steve Davis Snooker 128k.

Next time I’ll explain how I created ‘better sound’, name entries and how to turn balls into bumper cars in BASIC!

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@codetapper I do bring in big viewing figures though.

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@tandemar Worrying news. Reduced income may mean Top Hat Gaming Man may have to go back to teaching…

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@codetapper @tandemar @Atari_Authority Awkward…

[Parody- Kieren Hawken -The Retro Liard @RetroLiard]

#Throwback to when my Uncle (who worked at Firebird) and I finished 2nd in ‘Programmer of the year’.

The winner that year was Jane Whittaker with the six figure selling, yet incredibly hard to find any information on, Stellar Trader.

#gamedev #RETROGAMING

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@tandemar I am guessing, as the comment mentions RPGs, that he means “Planescape” not “Planetscape”.

Unless “Planetscape” was the 128k special edition with better sound, name entries and a cheat mode to turn the inhabitants of Sigil into bumper cars.

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@codetapper @shed_retro @tandemar Possible features…

How the 7800 garnered 105% of the UK console market?
Why you should ditch the Switch 2 for an Atari Lynx.
Did the 2600jr outsell the PS1?
Can you use an Atari ST as a marital aid to improve your performance in the bedroom?

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@PaulMetcalfe75 @Quimper @GCulture_Mag @Christhacker I have incredibly high standards of research and proofreading as well!

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@codetapper That blanket has seen some sights I can tell you…

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@codetapper @tandemar @nostalnerd Did we ever find out who the ‘sponsors’ were who came through on the last day? If I was putting four figures into a project in which the base pledge was £10 I’d expect my product/service to be front and centre in the promo material.