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[Retsn @RetsnJC]

@Wendigoon8 Classic two sentence horror

[Aparna @chhuti_is]

We’re cooked.

[Logs (6’3”) @Logie3333]

@Bottom_Creek @frontierism Why would God show us the stars if we weren’t meant to be among them

[cool timothy @dreadconquest]

a clump of cells that can play a videogame is a clump of cells that can pilot a drone

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

Imagine monitoring the situation from here

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Real SONS OF THE CENTURY

16th - Suleiman the Magnificent
17th - William of Orange
18th - George Washington
19th - Napoleon Bonaparte
20th - Vladimir Lenin
21st - Hideo Kojima

[quasimatt @quasimatt]

prediction markets will replace buying stuff.

i want someone to bring kiwis to my house.

i make a prediction market about whether someone will deliver 4 kiwis to my doorstep and load $15 into "no". a guy with an ebike sees it and picks up some kiwis.

before dropping them off on my doorstep, he bets yes. he drops them off. the market resolves to "yes" and he gets $15.

rest in peace, amazon, doordash, ubereats, etc.

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Hearing reports that EU5 is unapproachable, unfriendly to beginners, complex, confusing, and arcane

[Retsn @RetsnJC]

Went to the jewellery store. Now I believe in physiognomy.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

If babies understood embarrassment, most of them would never learn to walk or speak because of the amount of failure required to improve.

This was one of our first lessons in life but somehow, we forgot

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP

[Retsn @RetsnJC]

inject the 6:00 mark of Yellow Line from the Redline OST straight into my veins pls

[gougar! @gougaronline]

the lion does concern himself actually

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

I have a month before my personalized brain-rotter is out

[Retsn @RetsnJC]

@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Hell yeah 🥳

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

The reason you procrastinate is because you are a victim of the 'paradox of choice'

[neo @simplyT90]

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