Eli The Milk Man

[₄ @DakSavedMe]

We really trotted this LB Core out vs philly

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

J.J. McCarthy missed his entire rookie season due to injury and started just ten games last year, with Minnesota winning six of them. Now the still only 23-year-old will be forced to be a backup

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

Sources: The #Cowboys and star DL Quinnen Williams have agreed to terms on a 3-year, $105.9M extension to make him one of the highest-paid DLs.

The deal, done by @AgentNicoleLynn of @KlutchSports, is the largest 3rd-contract ever for a DL and secures Williams’ future in Dallas.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

CBS Sports announced that analyst Tony Romo is on leave from his role “until further notice.”

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

Kittle over McBride off a torn Achilles is CRAZY

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

.@PFF ranked all 32 TEs ahead of the 2026 NFL season:

1. George Kittle
2. Trey McBride
3. Brock Bowers
4. Sam LaPorta
5. Colston Loveland
6. Dalton Kincaid
7. Tucker Kraft
8. Kyle Pitts
9. Travis Kelce
10. Tyler Warren
11. Brenton Strange
12. Hunter Henry
13. Dalton Schultz
14. Mark Andrews
15. Colby Parkinson
16. AJ Barner
17. Dallas Goedert
18. Juwan Johnson
19. Harold Fannin Jr.
20. Pat Freiermuth
21. T.J. Hockenson
22. Isaiah Likely
23. Oronde Gadsden
24. Jake Ferguson
25. Chigoziem Okonkwo
26. Mike Gesicki
27. Darnell Washington
28. Dawson Knox
29. Cade Otton
30. Evan Engram
31. Cole Kmet
32. Theo Johnson

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow.

I will overcome this.
I will not be deterred.
I will return.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

Seems my account got hacked for anyone who may or may not have gotten a weird dm from me. Working on getting back into my dms now.

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

Is Javonte Williams good?

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

WERE GETTING CHIPPY BABY!

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

Dante Fowler

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

0 pressure. 0.

Also Fowler is washed get him off the field.

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

Defense may still be an issue I see.

[RJ Ochoa @rjochoa]

COWBOYS TOUCHDOWN ARE WE LEVITATING

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

In Jalen Carter’s defense, he is used to leaving the scene quickly

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

Big boy drive by Dallas.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Your best defensive player cant get ejected for spitting if u trade him before the season starts

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

Give em 6 games Roger.

[Eli The Milk Man @Returnof_Simba7]

Getting chippy already. I love it.