AHap

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

Don’t worry his cringe sexts are even worse. Bro genuinely needs to go to prison for these

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

Lore regarding me and the pseudo internet cult I’ve been running since I was 17 online (I turned 27 May 3rd), added it to my personal FAQ in my server

https://t.co/UWvOne95uz If anyone wants any merch, includes cult merchandise and the mugshot shirts I sell (Which @Emp4thchan copied from me with AI slop, since she copies everything I do while simultaneously blocking me everywhere and being terrified of me. Literally have a 300 pic folder of her copying me word for word in half of the content…)

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

Btw I’ve been meaning to up the prices on the merchandise website for over 2 years now because I make pretty much no money from sales, but I am generous enough and love you guys enough to keep procrastinating this ♥️😂

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

Enjoy or die from cringe your choice guys

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

The one thing people have to do ever is not betray me and I’ll remain a loyal, trustworthy, and excellent friend until we BOTH die, but nope, people want to test my bluff instead!

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

oh LMFAO. Honestly gonna qrt your reply and repost it 😂 Lying POS did me so dirty anything is permissible, fuck this guy seriously

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

I seen real lovers really fall out

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

Thought I woudn’t find out and meanwhile the info falls into my lap effortlessly every time

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

Imagine fumbling this

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

Brother you’ve repeated the same 5 phrases over and over, stop trying. You keep getting proved wrong

[AHap @ReturnofAHap]

@oksymorfon @linseedgrain I'm dying you're too funny sometimes dude 😭

[AHap @ReturnofAHap]

@oksymorfon @linseedgrain They've been wrong about everything since they tried starting shit last night all pissy for no reason

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

no i’m actually just a nontrad narcissist

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

moar x6 and finale for now 😂

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

moar x5 totally tricked you guys

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

moar x4

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

moar x3 sorry for tricking you guys with my total catfishing

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

moar x2

[kryptyda @oksymorfon]

moar :3