MMMMMMark

I was gone for 3 years, don’t know why I came back.

[MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat]

Million dollar idea: An adult themed mini-golf course called
“In The Putthole”

[MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat]

@Real_Ames Bet he cries while his ass is getting torn up by some fellow con who likes ‘em young. The first few times, anyhow.

[MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat]

@VintageRockN_85 Yes

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Lighten up guys, it was a mostly peaceful murder.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

It's supposed to be 100 degrees here today and my brother in law is British I wonder if he keeled over yet

[MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat]

@lippyent A dot.

[MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat]

Got caught shaving my balls this morning and all that I could say was, “What the fuck are all you people doing in the reference section of this library on a Wednesday morning?”

[J @DocHolliJay]

Bro I gotta get the fuck off of here before I end up on a watchlist

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Wait, so we were told to take shorter showers, turn off the tap while brushing our teeth, and conserve water at every opportunity… but data centers can show up and use millions of gallons like it’s nothing?

[J @DocHolliJay]

Imagine how powerful I’d be if I had big naturals

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

People who use odd comparisons in their writing are like women with nipples like Butter Rum Lifesavers.

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

Scrolling through my replies like, what the fuck did I post last night?

[MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat]

Never bring a knife to a gunfight … or a track meet.

[Horatio Quartzjixler @Quartzjixler]

My hobbies include liking replies to tweets posted 7 years ago.

[M2 @Amer1can_Barbie]

Good morning 😃

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Your Tweet was very insightful, who knew that excessive masturbation could make someone so preceptive .

[Red Riding Hood @RiderofWolves]

You crossed my mind today

I got wet

[MMMMMMark @ReturnOfDaGoat]

@RiderofWolves Great! Now I’m jerking off to fruit. I’d like to think that I’ve hit rock bottom but … OMG! I just said “bottom” … gotta go do something!!

[Dani @PingMeOnce]

Hope you get lucky 😘

[Cabo 🍳🇺🇸 @Shot_Of_Cabo]

Doctor I'm worried. My son is 7 and he still sucks his thumb.

Not to worry, many prominent homosexuals suck their thumbs until an older age than their heterosexual counterparts. 👍