sheezus

washed up micro-niche twitter celebrity

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

I think I fuck with Taylor swift so heavily because I l, too, have never been able to get over anything that’s happened to me, ever

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“You’d block someone over politics?”

Sir, I’ll block someone for recommending a Colleen Hoover book to me.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

@lordmackIemort Like babe my town has a population of 3100 people what am I exploring

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

I appreciate the enthusiasm but I live in the foothills of Appalachia lmao the closest large city is 4 hours away

[Hannah Anthony @20UnDiSpuTed13]

@ReturnofSheezus It’s a good one!!! Home can be interpreted. Like home in your house, or your city, or state or country! A real staycation! Hotels! Sites! Explore parts you’ve never seen!! (Applies to large enough cities)

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

Anyways we’re going to Bar Harbor for our anniversary

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

Logan and I have been trying to decide where to go for our 5 year next spring so we did the “put places in a hat and draw until one is left” thing to pick. We get to the last one and he’s dying laughing and says “you’re not gonna like this one”

This man had put “stay home”

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

coworker asked me if ive been “seeing those hunter biden tweets” baby i can recite them. i pledge allegiance to them.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

@marisasmores I thought the same thing tbh

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

You’re really ugly

[Charlie @red6actual]

@ReturnofSheezus You're really mad about this.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

Giving unsolicited info about his penis on the internet and believing less than 1% of the male population are rapists. The call is coming from inside the house

[Charlie @red6actual]

Im 8 inches and still slip out

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

If 1 in 3 women cheat, the probability of you being the man getting cheated on OR cheated with is still 0% because no woman in her right mind would allow your rapist-apologizing ass near her vagina consensually

[Charlie @red6actual]

@ReturnofSheezus Less than 1% of men are rapists. Its literally retarded to think its higher than that. Unless you live in africa or india. You have not answered the question. If 1 in 3 women cheat, what percent of that cheating ends up in pregnancy.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

1% of men are convicted rapists, that doesn’t give the full picture of how many men actually rape or sexually assault others. You gotta do better than this Chuck

[Charlie @red6actual]

@ReturnofSheezus Less than 1 percent of men are rapists. 30 percent of each gender admits to cheating on a partner. What percentage of the cheating women get pregnant by the other person? Thats the question.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

@red6actual He’s not, you’re just stupid, Hope that helps!

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

Me when I make stuff up

[David @DavyAugustus]

@waifuterf There are far more women who commit paternity fraud than men who rape. The two are not comparable.

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

And her name would be Everleigh

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

We need an American Girl Doll whose great hurdle is that her parents run a family vlogging channel

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

@w0rm_face My sister and I are 14 years apart and our situation is a little more complicated, but she did feel like an only child after I moved out. We are really close now though!

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

@bitesizemenace Like you know Haircut is a dig at his hair plugs lmao

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

You can’t convince me z*** b**** didn’t inspire a couple songs on the great divide

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

How dare @NoahKahan come out with this album 2 months after the toxic love of my life dies tragically and too young

[sheezus @ReturnofSheezus]

Katie I can’t believe you’ve let this gremlin ejaculate inside of you at least 3 times

[Katie Miller @KatieMiller]

Paulina Mangubat is who runs @TheDemocrats account. She’s 30, unmarried with no kids.

Put your name on it next time.

This is what a sad, unhappy, female Liberal looks like. It’s why Pew reports 50% of them have been diagnosed with a mental condition.