Jeremy Sender

New to twitter since 2008

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No movie on earth will ever be as entertaining as watching my cat make a decision.

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I haven’t read it since high school… was “Will & Grace” by Jane Austen or was it one of the Brontë sisters?

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Petition to stop counting points in sports and instead at the end of the game a panel of judges comes out and announces which team played basketball better

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The thing that makes me feel oldest in my 30s is hearing people refer to VCRs as VHS players.
(so far my back and knees are fine)