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[CHANA @dupsymami]

When people say they can't see anything good in you,hug them cos life can be very difficult for the blind

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

When an Emperor Penguin finds its mate, they stay together forever.

[Omar Slater @OmarSlaterMusic]

you text me

I respond in 15 seconds

then apparently you die of excitement

because 2 hours later i'm still waiting for a response

[Funny Texts™ @TheHumorTeens]

Facebook is just like jail, you sit around and waste time, you write on walls, and you get poked by people you don't know.

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

In 1983 The US Supreme Court ruled tomatoes to be vegetables so they could, basically, collect a tax on them.

[Ms. Cali Rose 🌹 @_loveeCali]

Seems likee this summer is going by fast af .

[Daijah Monaé 👸🏽 @dvijvh]

Cheaters , not good .

[Handsam boy @dsp_5]

Dear iPhone, I have typed "hahaha" like a million times, yet you continually give me "hagaha", "bahaha", "gagaha"... I hate you

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

The phrase "That's what she said" is over 100 yrs old.

[Mamas Uncut @MamasUncutQA]

Colonel Sanders sold KFC in 1964 for $2 million.