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Prodigal Son Return Arc | Taekwondo 🥋

[TastefulLindy @LindyTasteful]

Vintage Asahi ads

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

In 2005 this and maybe drinking beer would do for a pick-me girl. Nowadays they have to trash the 19th amendment and be into crypto and esoteric race science. The past is a foreign country.

[Kyle @KyleMatovcik]

Ah glad this guy figured out how to fix the housing marker.
Install a Lincoln chair in your house.

[Teortaxes▶️ (DeepSeek 推特🐋铁粉 2023 – ∞) @teortaxesTex]

The hardest soft power in the world.

[Coldman @RevColdman]

And no, men did greater things when they could see boobs on command and were routinely busting in their wives every night from age 16

Maslow's hierarchy

[Coldman @RevColdman]

Get women off the internet and porn will be gone overnight, among other things

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

If women wanted to ban porn, porn would be gone overnight.

[Jack Napier @JackNapierNot]

Most women want to be an adult child with a surrogate parent instead of being a contributing wife.

[whinemoreplease 💊👑 @whinemoreplease]

And American women wonder why they're treated like cum dumpsters.

In return for all that bullshit, what exactly is she offering? What do you think? She doesn't offer a goddamn thing.

[Coldman @RevColdman]

You wouldn’t want them to

They save you time, money and effort every time they tell on themselves

[Chet @ZoomerChetBaker]

I feel like both genders are fried atp but women have mostly ruined the relationship between the sexes by telling on themselves on social media. They literally cannot shut the fuck up

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

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[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

First 5th world country

[Coldman @RevColdman]

Knowing this has saved me from making so many bad decisions that I've lost count

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

Want to know what she has a 90% chance of physically morphing into over time.
Look at her Mom

[Coldman @RevColdman]

I bridal-carried a thick 6' 200-lbs version for a commercial photoshoot just yesterday, so I say bring it on

[Valkyrie Brynn @valkmommy_brynn]

This is a one way ticket to Valhalla.

[Coldman @RevColdman]

Even if you didn't know she was complaining about getting ghosted so much, you could guess based on just this tweet

Women are their own worst enemies

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

i hate the “you need to get a girl into your place” bit because it implies sex.

it’s not true. i’ve had guys over to my apartment after a date. we have a convo on my couch, i give him a bottle of water before he drives home, he walks me to my door.

apartment doesn’t mean sex.

[𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 @wanted4mogging]

"i want a virgin wife" but you're not willing to get the triple digit bodybount required for her to love you. curious

[Un Hincha Objetivo 🇺🇾 @ObjetivoHincha]

Las mujeres son todas feministas hasta que les insertan el pene correcto y vuelven a la configuración de fábrica

[Coldman @RevColdman]

If he moves to Canada he'll fit right in

He already speaks the language

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Abandoning your 10 year old to fend for himself in India has gotta be one of the cruelest things you can do

[FortWorthPlayboy @FWPlayboy]

“Girls only go for the top 10% of Men. You need to be 6’ ft tall, worth 6-figures, 6-pack, and have your shit together to seduce girls”
NAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[𝓐ᴘʜʀᴏᴅɪᴛᴇ. @oflovingbeauty]

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[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

How it feels to be a sensitive young man in a world full of evil women