Chris Ashley

Pastor. Podcaster. Blogger. Abu El Banat. #SoccerInfluencer. #ChiefBrandAmbassador for @GVLTriumph. These are the thoughts that fall out of my brain.

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

Shoutout to the fellow @GVLTriumph fan at The Quay!

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

Need a wellness check on @Longshoe

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@FavianRenkel

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TILLMAN YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

WE-E-ELLLL

[Jack Elsom @JackElsom]

EXCL: Keir Starmer personally stepped in to stop FIFA bringing forward England’s kick-off last night as he feared Mexico were trying to gain an advantage.

The PM told the FA they were not to accept moving the match.

https://t.co/kaBAJZpUAt

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

Every single country that has advanced thus far to the quarterfinals of the World Cup (Morocco, France, Norway, and England) have a pavilion in Epcot at Walt Disney World.

Of the 8 teams left to play for their spot, only one has an Epcot pavilion…

#AmericaBy20

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I’m so flabbergasted by this, but I don’t even care!

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

BREAKING @TheAthleticFC

Folarin Balogun will be available to play the USMNT’s round of 16 match against Belgium with his one-game red-card ban suspended. Extraordinary development.

Story with @Dan_Sheldon_

https://t.co/oQ61J9btzT

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

@netflixgames_ Is this Paraguayan @HunterMarch???

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🤨🤔 Sure.

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

Death. Taxes. And Richie Laryea being an absolute piece of work.

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

@Longshoe Got a dupe. Would happily send along to you if you haven’t found him yet.

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

@Russell___Smith How do you say Dos a Cero in Bosnian?

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THE DOCTOR IS IN!!!

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

Zlatan dropping “Tuchel is the only German left in this World Cup, so he can keep that” was ice cold. Had me cackling.

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

@jwriddle_ What even is a VAR?

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

Pretty decent view this… #FWC26ATLANTA

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

@Longshoe @929TheGame @Audacy Maybe Suarez is the Danhausen of Uruguay 😂

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

@Longshoe @929TheGame @Audacy Question 1 for the show: where can I buy my Cabo Verde fan gear? 😂 What a story they have been!!!

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

@jwriddle_ Cackling!!! 😂

[Chris Ashley @RevDisDad]

Just a friendly reminder that Australia is just a converted British Penal Colony. #USMNT