Rev. Duke Nolan

An ordained minister, writer & lover of facts!

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@washingtonpost With the world on fire, The Washington Post published a story nobody asked for and fewer people needed. Hard-hitting journalism, truly. Next up, a six-part investigation into grandmothers comparing suspicious moles at brunch. Riveting stuff from the front lines of irrelevance.

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Hey @TVInsider, when a headline turns Christina Applegate into “Chris Applegate,” that is not a typo; that is editorial malpractice with a press pass. If you cannot get the name right in the title, put down the keyboard and leave publishing to people who still give a damn.

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A bunch of fucking phonies pretending they’re protecting the culture while shaking you down for every dollar they can grab. 420 wasn’t built for grifters. They’re just repackaging the plant as a revenue stream and calling it community. #Cannabis

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@CannabisCulture @ccvaporlounge 4/20 wasn’t built so you could sell lounge passes like theme‑park tickets. This is culture taxidermy. You kept the shape, gutted the meaning, and propped it up for profit. Don’t call this advocacy. Call it what it is: A Cash Grab!

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To @CBS, does anyone there have a clue about programming? Vampire shows? When did we go back to 2016? What a joke. A weak-ass vampire show on CBS. You might well cancel it now. This idea is as moronic as having Dana Owens at The Equalizer.

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The “do you know who I am?” crowd can’t stand being ignored. Silence is the one thing they can’t flex against.

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A good morning is smoking six joints before noon. Because teeing off on morons is apparently frowned upon. #Stoned #High #Cannabis

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Rev. Duke Nolan has returned.
Still pissed.
Still allergic to bullshit.
Still calling out the hypocrites and degenerates fucking things up for everyone else.
Let’s get uncomfortable.

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@wsbtvI BREAKING NEWS: WAFFLE HOUSE OUT OF SYRUP - SLIGHTLY ANNOYED PATRONS BEGIN THROWING PATS OF BUTTER!

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@wsbtvI BREAKING NEWS THE CEO OF WAFFLE HOUSE DIED! THAT'S BREAKING NEWS? Where is your channel's editorial integrity? How can you expect to be taken seriously when you consider the death of some CEO breaking news?

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Bunch of Fucking hypocrites. Oh, we support women, but we will write about and promote Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis who defended a convicted rapist! Way to support Woman @SheKnows. #WomansRights #WomansLivesMatter

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.@SheKnows I am curious how your mag supports women by writing articles about Ashton Kutcher and Milia Kunis who wrote letters of support for a convicted rapist? How does that support women? Your editorial staff needs to pull their heads out of their ass. What an Insult to women!

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@mooselabs_ No offense, but she looks like she stinks like cigarettes and B.O. her hair looks filthy, and her nails are absolutely disgusting. You would think she would make herself presentable before shooting this.

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@ksorbs You are completely out of touch with reality. 36 states require identification. Fourteen states and Washington, D.C., require no identification to vote at the polls. These states use other methods, such as signature matching, to verify voters’ identities. Quit talking shit!

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@ColorApril LOL, yeah, because our party was the one storming the Capitol, trying to overthrow democracy, dictating what women can do with their bodies, burning books, forcing our beliefs on everyone, and worshipping a wannabe dictator with a hard-on for Russia. Sure, we’re the problem.

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Idiotic rumors about #KamalaHarris being drunk are just desperate noise. Let’s talk about actual presidents who were known to enjoy a drink or two—like FDR, JFK, and Ulysses S. Grant. They led this country with strength and vision. Maybe a stiff drink isn't such a bad thing.#STFU

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@politvidchannel He better start packing.

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@BehizyTweets And you are someone who talks out of their ass spreading bullshit. Do you personally know she drinks? Have you been with her when she was drunk? No, then quit talking shit!

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@realspitfire LOL, you're petty!

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@CalltoActivism He looks like the character, "Toht" from "Raiders of The Lost Ark" seconds before his face melts.