Reverend D Wain

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

...and lo the wise man said "life is hard, but it's harder if you're stupid" Amen

[Ryan @beardbeerbloke]

Which Drop Goal was better?

RT for Jacob Miller
LIKE for Chris Sandow

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

Second commandment- reverend must with hold from taking revenge on drunk oppressor #50shadesofWAIN #holyspirit #ghostsdidit

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

First commandment of the church of oppression - thou will come out on girls night out whilst caught up inth honeymoon period #hoesbeforebros

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

Eat. Sleep. Fudge. Repeat. Amen.

[Martin @MPH1982]

#arsenalfantv #blur #parklife @Simply_Spurs @Jorc94 https://t.co/HPi8ueTZjJ

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

@kerrijbarker

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

And the Lord says , careful fair reverend for one has a judas amongst thou flock #weekendwain #holyspirit #weknowwhoyouare

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

Behold the White ball of doom

Zoom in for THE PUBE OF PESTILENCE!!!!

Courtesy of odyssey bar @kerrijbarker

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

Thou shalt not follow @rave666wain! He is a false prophet.

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

Foreth the thrice week running the shackles hath been firmly fastened upon ones manhood #freeDwain #letthemanout

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

"Thou shalt not go Facebook official" (the eleventh commandment).

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

Balleth & chain tied up at work, time for some #weekendWain #dontjudge #baggingupisforquitters #ballsdeep #uptobuffers

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

@kerrijbarker CONFESS or be doomed to spend the rest of eternity in Purgatory(DuncanB)

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

@kerrijbarker confess thy sins child!!

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

...and the Lord said "cast aside thy brown leather jacket and smite Jacob upon the pool table" amen (book of Lionel 7:14)

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

...and the Lord said "Lo, for thy bears the mark of the thumb upon thy head, thou shalt drinketh only shandy" amen

[Reverend D Wain @ReverendDwain]

...and Sam said "behold, a burning bush" and the Lord said "yeah, you should get some cream for that" amen.