Wayne Howard

Contractually obligated to offend regularly. pronouns: slim-fit

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

It's 1830, you're a lawyer with a talent for painting portraits. You get this hair up your ass about visiting Natives and documenting their lifestyle.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@BrandonCopicWx That's Conneaut for ya! Next time try the pizza.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

Fun Fact; the average American social media user is Russian.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@XanderRoseberry The auto focus on that camera is driving me nuts.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

-One time a guy couldn't spell potato.
-Another time a dude gleefully yelled out "yah."
-And then there were her emails.

But Florida Man can be held liable for sexual assault and face 91 indictments and still take Iowa.

The Narrative is mightier than the sword.
I suppose.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@XanderRoseberry Dude, I remember being blown away by this game's map editor on Xbox. Classic!

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Stephen’s excited about his new late night series (Taylor’s Version)!

@taylortomlinson @midnight

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@XanderRoseberry Scared people turn to religion. Scared religious people turn to their crazy pages. The crazy pages eventually ignite.

Now multiply by two and you have a symbiotic relationship of irrational minds. Their duality isn't to organize and vote, it's to burn down the other.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

When evidence shows your facts to be false prompts your further cries of persecution you have adopted the greatest cope.

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Many conspiracists are convinced that on October 4th, tomorrow, a test of the Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA) will lead to widespread disease or even a zombie apocalypse.

This isn't true.

But we dive into why they believe it's true on the latest episode.
https://t.co/Yxz0jmtWzM

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

Ohio! We've got abortion and weed on the ballot next month.

Tell me when I can vote early!

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@elonmusk It's not the fence you climbed over to get here but any one of these people could reach the height you have and make a name for themselves one day when they're afforded government contracts or they could fulfill my fry order at the drive thru. We should figure out a better path.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

In rare solidarity with Earth's transition to a warmer celestial body Ice-T has come out as Water-T.

[Starfield @StarfieldGame]

Thank you to more than 10 million #Starfield explorers for creating the biggest launch in Bethesda history.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
-George Orwell, "1984"

“And just remember, what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.” -Donald Trump, 7/24/2018

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@unicornmaiden1 If my neighboring chemical plants dealt in petrochemicals I probably would have grabbedy keys before looking out the front door to see if they were on fire. Scared the shit out of me!

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

Anyone else hear the earthquake in Ashtabula Harbor?

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@XanderRoseberry @ErieNewsNow Dude, the house rattled to what sounded like an explosion. The chemical industry has made me paranoid, first thought was to look over towards the nearby plants. Haha

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@774Charles One of my coworkers is in Perry, said it sounded like an explosion there, too.

[Erie News Now @ErieNewsNow]

#BREAKING: Magnitude 4.0 earthquake reported 4 km southeast of Madison, Ohio, which is near the Ashtabula County line. It happened around 10:43 p.m. Sunday and had a depth of 7.2 km.

[Wayne Howard @ReverendWaynard]

@MarshallMcPeek I swear I heard it here in Ashtabula Township. Thought one of the chemical plants was having a bad evening.