Rev

The baddest boy in the whole wide world.

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@miukumauk I love you

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Eat my farts, loser.

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If the wolf howls start sounding like boos instead of woos, it's because of me.

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She's got Brendan Fraser eyes.

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I don't like the way goatees look from underneath.

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Groan closer.

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Me divorcing my future wife:

"Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo. I am divorcing you."

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I'm very disappointed.

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https://t.co/C1BNbu64Qu

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I'll know I have found the one when she interrupts our first date by pulling out her prop comedy bag.

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@birdnbeemusic You should cover "I'm Waiting for the Day" by the Beach Boys! I would die. It would be so perfect!

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Hole milk.

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*In tears*

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What if in the movie The Mask (1994) Stanley Ipkiss is actually just addicted to Heroin and that is what is ruining his life?

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People only ever throw me go away parties.

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I want to go as Drunk Tuxedo Mask for Halloween and heave crumbled up roses into rooms before I enter.

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I once had someone almost convinced that Tootsie was a superhero film.

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I always tag the end of my jokes with the phrase: "I'm so sorry, everyone."

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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Sometimes, I drink and tell people that I am physically attracted to Grandmother Willow from Disney's Pocahontas.