Reverend Johnson Fullmast

Reverend of the First Church of Wealth, the most traditional church in America! WOD, the God of Wealth, is worshiped by most of America's wealthy. You can too!

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

As a public service, here is the theme song for the year 2020. It's also a great piece of advice for the United States in general.

https://t.co/gFfkcTKX9l

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

@CaseyExplosion Take care of yourself, Casey. You make Twitter better, but not at the expense of your personal health.

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

@Witch_Girl76 "Jesus is risen..."

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@Witch_Girl76 Which god? I mean, if one is damning the stupid people, he/she/it likely needs some followers.

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@CaseyExplosion Cringing shrimp? Is that like sweating bullets?

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@thegoodgodabove Can someone put me up for the night?

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@caslernoel Now, now, I'm sure some assholes are clean-shaven.

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@AstonMa68783916 @xxFukinPrincess @holliberry842 @OmarComing3

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@seanhannity

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@ZJemptv @CaseyExplosion Highlander 2 was a dumpster fire masquerading as a film.

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@xxFukinPrincess Somewhere, right now, someone is angrily yelling "2nd Amendment!" at the screen.

No, they didn't read it all. They saw "unload the gun" and went ammosexual.

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@amandapalmer Please, take me away.

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@CancelFascism If anyone poisons the Turgid Tyrant, check if Prez Comrade Putin has an alibi.

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@xxFukinPrincess Where do you want it?

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@RBReich It's hard to worship Wealth when profits are being trimmed for climate change. But the Wealthiest already have their contingency plans in place. The serfs? Not so much.

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May WOD, the God of Wealth, bless our Wealth-worshiping masters as they hoover up the resources of the serfs. July 4th fireworks commemorate the old tradition of blowing up serfs who try to unionize. It's a fact - look it up!

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

@xxFukinPrincess I have so much love to give, I should take up two spots.

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

@Witch_Girl76 "Hukd on fonix wurkd for me!"

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@chicken_range Is that a joke about feminine hygiene?

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

@CancelFascism We may very well have!

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

As a public service, here is the theme song for the year 2020. It's also a great piece of advice for the United States in general.

https://t.co/gFfkcTKX9l

[Reverend Johnson Fullmast @RevJFullmast]

@CancelFascism Greetings, Sibling Cancel! Welcome to the First Church of Wealth. May WOD shower you with blessings of gold!