I still love this piece of shit site, but my Actual Name was available so I had to grab it before some French dipshit takes it, posts three dozen times, and then leaves it untouched for 15+ years.
https://t.co/VGrIrH814S
Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???
Another day ruined because @PublicStorage decided to jack the rates to nearly double what I was paying less than 2 years ago. You can take your ROI and shove it up your ass until it comes to rest somewhere around the ribcage, where I'm positive there's a little extra room.
this is such a great example of "Reddit Morality"
>yes I am stealing my coworker's breast milk
>yes I am jerking off to it
>no, I will not stop
>edit: oh heckerino! thanks for letting me know this could contaminate the milk and make the baby sick!
We're in a weird era where a guy gets publicly shamed for running his sprinklers on a Tuesday, while a data center the size of a Costco quietly drains a reservoir so AI can generate a picture of your cat as a medieval knight. And the data center gets a tax incentive for it.
“I need a bunch of random craft stuff, I can stop at the art co-op on Tuesday.” NOPE. Closed.
“I should go to that cute gift shop across the street, maybe they have a cute card for Mothers Day” NOPE. Closed.
12 characters alphanumeric upper and lower case plus a special character not related to username or email not previously used and changed every three months isn’t enough and I have to involve multiple devices and a retinal scan? Hateful.
“You don’t have 2FA enabled so we emailed you a code. Please enter code to log in. Don’t want to get codes? Set up a passkey!”
I didn’t set up 2FA because it isn’t necessary in this case but you force it unless I want to add another step with another device? JUST LOG ME IN.
Every time I hear that name I remember what Jay said about MM in 1997 and I hate him all over again but THIS just adds fuel to the “fuck this guy forever” fire.
(Photo for reference because I have grudges older than some of my followers)
Сегодня я узнал, что…
Солист группы Jamiroquai Джей Кей в своё время расстался с Вайноной Райдер, потому что у актрисы была слишком большая грудь и она очень часто хотела заниматься сексом.
Вот цитата из интервью 20-летней давности:
«У неё просто огромная грудь — больше, чем кажется на экране. У неё была привычка вечно затаскивать меня в постель. Это выматывало».
В комментариях под постом, откуда я взял фотки, шутят, что это буквально похоже на подобную фразу:
«Официант, мой стейк слишком сочный и вкусный, сделайте с этим что-нибудь!»