Derek Terry

Not a replicant

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@SportsSturm The WAR stat has ruined almost every sports fan. I hate this stat so much. A great player should be better than backup players but what does that even mean.I say if the WAR is too high that means the rest of the team may be bad. Sometimes 1.3 points is enough to win.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@firstshowing My attention span is fine. My bladder’s is not.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@ReaganMovie I’m mean you do see that the slow song overlay makes it seem like it’s a horror story, right?
(And spoiler alert, it is.)

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@VK_HM I once held my breath for 8 months. I started on a Tuesday in January , took a break, and then finished on a Friday in August. I hold the world record for longest held breath.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@WandasAttorney I loved it. It’s probably my 3rd favorite MCU just behind Winter Soldier and Captain Marvel

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@Dienne_7 Exactly, WTF they need so many police cruisers for one car.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@SmashTriviaJohn @MarvelStudios I enjoyed it

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@TrekRanks Doesn’t count….fewer episodes.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@SaltSudoku He gives the game away in the last quote. Enjoyed by everyone loved by none. What he means is that if a game is enjoyed by too many people HE won’t love it. Gate Keeping at its worst because he is gate keeping himself.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@dieworkwear I love wearing vest but I am having trouble losing weight in my stomach and thus don’t feel comfortable wearing them. Is there a “trick” with tailoring that would make them look better?

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@TheLastFarm I know TWO people with master degrees who have been unemployed for over a year. Each have sent out over 200 resumes in that same span.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@hausofdecline @FrogHomeless Fall off? More like fall off my chair laughing.
(Sorry for this joke, I am someone’s father)

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@CoreyBrickley That one picture of the old woman/young woman would fuck him up so bad.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@wanghaofei Is your love of Nazi memes hurting your public image? No worries, we here at X have the solution. Your likes will not be private so that the woke mobs won’t harass you. So feel free to release your inner Nazi. It’s what Elon would want.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@SportsSturm They are great in the regular season but don’t seem to be “playoff built” 3-10 since 2003. And while only one team gets to win the Super Bowl, getting bounced in the first round 7 times is a problem.
10 trips to the playoffs, Zero NFC championship games. Good team with issues.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@francisxwolf I don’t understand the context so I don’t feel anything. (Help me, I have t felt anything in years)

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@yacobg42 I want a movie of the Dwarves of Moria digging up the Balrog.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@ClaireMax Your life is amazing. How do you even get that job?

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@IanFortey I am just shocked that there is more than one film about a haunted pool.

[Derek Terry @Revonine]

@MissJilianne My dad isn’t paying for my lifestyle