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Call me James Bond, cause I’ve got a license to kill. Humorist @Madlibs

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

New head shots ☺️

[Ben Silver @BenHSilver]

After five years of hard work, I'm thrilled to announce that my documentary on Connie Mack Stadium has finally been published.

To everyone who came out to the premiere last night, I can't say thank you enough!

If you'd like to watch the full film, you can find a link below:

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Park Chan-wook about to turn Josh Safdie into a human meatball

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

And the nominees for Best Picture are... #Oscars

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Gonna have to No Other Choice the Academy unfortunately

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

And the nominees for Best Picture are... #Oscars

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

I like it when I see a totally passable SNL clip and the comments are like “Michael Che is a disgrace and Colin Jost is a damn tool!”

Another point for social media being a societal good

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

China before communism was so fucking sick. (Me talking about Shen Yun)

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

All the balding men changing their pronouns to He/Hims 😂🤣😂

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

@elonmusk Would my X post get me arrested in the UK!? Pls tell me

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Using Grok2 to find out if Mr. Beast is a closet Jew

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Using Grok2 to find out if Mr. Beast is a closet Jew

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Scrolling reels and seeing one that says someone with the initial “M” owes you a beer and quickly closing my phone, looking over my shoulder and making sure no one saw

[Ben Silver @BenHSilver]

4pm today…

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

About to Chappellroan my sons middle school dance haha, wish me luck

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Imagine having a cousin named Vinny and no one believes you 🤣😂🤣

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Ah yes, Tony the Tiger (b. 1952) learning about Jackie Robinson for the first time

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

1 year into Shire University of the Arts

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Gollum after reading The Communist Manifesto: “Our preciousssss”

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Regular bowel movements call that Deja Poo

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

@GramLegs Breadcrumb method

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

Olympic napping gold medalist here

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

@ben_istvan @PompeyOnSixers On the beat w/ the best

[Mart @RevPalGreen]

@BenHSilver I blame you for flying to Denver