Rev

Patent Attorney, degenerate, carb enthusiast

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“They are all…perfect”

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Oh shit The Last Samurai on streaming, bye y’all

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@sue012 😇

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I still hold that it’s embarrassing to dress up in a cop costume after everything we’ve seen in the past 10 years

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Having zero game makes even the hottest people incredibly boring

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@moodyymel You’re already in the car, just put your foot on the gas 😇

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@ninaaaniinaaa Done and done

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@ihatethiskid

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I assume the content is stolen or AI until proven otherwise

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People will so proudly tell you they’ve got a dog that pisses and shits all over their house

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I’d let her kill me with hammers

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This but I be like “I just got my 1.2% Cost of Living adjustment”

[nat-nat @behavenatt]

Lmfaooo 🤣 good morning

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@bustitopen420 @viotubing Just looked at my power bill estimate and wept

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@MandyFrizzle They give you any drugs, at least?

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Pretty sure a mosquito just bit the palm of my hand in which case I will be offing myself

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@_letterbxmb Everyone is laughing, and moaning, and cornballing - except Buster!

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Posting AI trump in a bikini is worthy of punishment, my imagination isn’t that cruel to me why make it visualizable

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@webegga Maybe if you hadn’t bought so many Nintendo Switches and pizzas (it’s a joke please don’t hurt me)

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@iluvcinnie CryoEM? I feel like I’d know if you worked where I work (holler if you want to, though)

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I provide video evidence upon request/encouragement

[izzy 🎀 @smallhelpless]

need a man who will jerk off and cum to my pics and then tell me about it afterwards