S. L. Lindsay

The Last American Poet

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For those just tuning in, half of everything I say is usually utter bullshit.

No, I'm not telling you which half.

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@Keshavnova @StephenKing He ain't shit. Neither are you. Go crawl back under a rock you fucking boot licker. A time will come for you.

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@ShinyCockFilms This was two days ago. All came true! Which means...ya have to do this daily now. Sorry. Dems da rules.

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@choptopmoseley I see Floyd, the Stones, The Band...yeah, we like the same music. Also means I have to wear reading glasses to read that shit even zoomed all the way in.

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@choptopmoseley @HQNewsNow @IamMzilikazi I check in every so often to see if any sanity has returned. Nope. We are still in a nosedive. See ya next week.

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@nlyonne He made it near impossible not to break. Gotta love Tim Conway.

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@nlyonne I mean...me? I would watch this.

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@choptopmoseley Bill, you know damn well that you and I both have first class tickets reserved for a hand basket. Non-transferable. Hell, I heard rumors that you were up for being the conductor.

Toot-toot, mutha-fugga. All aboard!

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@ShinyCockFilms As a certified old bastard ™, I agree and endorse this approach. I plan on becoming even less cool, and perhaps even ... curmudgenly.

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@choptopmoseley @thedaywar90 Yeah, that number seems a little lowball.

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@ShinyCockFilms Same, Jane. Same.

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@choptopmoseley Ok. I'll be the old guy this time. For the young people who don't know...

What he is actually saying is "In the garden of Eden". Ron Bushy (the drummer) wrote the name down like this based on Doug Ingles slurred singing while drunk.

Go now. Listen and enjoy children!

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@TheRickWilson Yeah, he is. Treason charge? What the fuck? Let's talk top secret documents in a bathroom. Likely meant to be sold to the highest bidder? Treason indeed.

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@choptopmoseley Thing is, I would get close to the raspberries, and start talking. Casually. Now and then snagging a berry and popping it into my mouth as I just keep being conversational.

The occurrence of my leaving and the empty bowl are coincidental.

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@rhipratchett You've continued as such. Like a family tradition, in a way. I don't know you. But, I'm proud of you, if that makes sense. Not just in accomplishment. More so, in the human aspect. You, ma'am, radiate humanity. That's perhaps the best accomplishment of all.

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@rhipratchett Rhianna, your father was a forward thinker, that could spot the ridiculous in this world. And then shine a light on it. It wasn't a pulpit, where he preached. The best humor is funny because it helps us whistle past the graveyard.

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@rhipratchett I hope people wake up to this reality soon. Otherwise, things are going to get even more nightmarish.

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@JasonKPargin Bob wasn't able to lift his shoulder to a certain extent, to bring the mic to his mouth. The longer mic was to accommodate.

Is this true? Who knows. But it's head canon now.

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@rhipratchett Last night was odd. I was up a little late, and thought I heard the Hogfather. But this chap in a black robe showed up instead.

SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN BED?

Yes. Yes I should've been.

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@choptopmoseley @BholanathDutta Ok. You are way better at math than me.

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@choptopmoseley @kakarPathan_ Came here to say that. All I see is turtle.