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Certified Spelunker.

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@AinsworthKeith Skanksville high. Future prisoners of America. They didn't do nuttin'

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@TaraBull They sink like the rocks they're as dumb as.

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@catturd2 The last hot teacher I had in high school made me read Kurt Vonnegut jr. Horror books.

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@NancyMace And I thought my $24 I get as a 68 yr old loser could only be used on food. Who knew?

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@RealJamesWoods It must take how 10 takes to say this shit with a straight face.

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@hshLauraJ She's the antedote for viagra

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@TaraBull That's what happens when you treat them like humans.

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@nanahendrix66 And some businesses, like jewelers, lock the doors before the criminals can leave.

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@hshLauraJ Mitch? Or was he #1

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@TaraBull Wow. I didn't hear that.

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@TrumpsHurricane And the white house cocaine went into his veins as well. Same day. Sounds like the used car salesman his dad was.

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Hope she likes tacos ...

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 BREAKING: Federal court just THREW OUT ghetto Rep. LaMonica McIver’s motion to be IMMUNE from criminal charges when she assaulted ICE agents at a Newark NJ facility

She’s facing felonies and over a DECADE maximum if convicted 🔥

She even returned to the crime scene and said it’s traumatic to be there, despite HER being the violent one

LOCK HER UP

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And they would all overdose in a week.

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@travelingflying Why am I craving koolaid?

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About effing time

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@Excellentsalvic I've seen sexier elephant herds.

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@Arkypatriot Then why did the stones take Brown Suger off their woke playlist?

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@ArtVinc51955891 @ICEgov If caught ...export

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Removing testicles when convicted of rape just might curb that crime except for certain feral subhumans.

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

🚨Ezer Rosembel Barrientos Osorio is in a county jail in Oklahoma facing RAPE CHARGES.

He’s an ICE regular. These photos depict his encounters with federal officials since 2010.

He’s been encountered, incarcerated and sent home to Mexico multiple times in the last decade and a half — but he kept coming back.

He was previously convicted of illegal reentry and attempted illegal reentry. His criminal history also includes convictions of DUI and threatening with intent to terrorize.

We lodged a detainer against this criminal illegal alien asking Tulsa County officials to contact ICE before he’s released back into the community.
Thanks to @POTUS Trump’s secure border, illegal aliens like Barrientos Osorio can no longer sneak into our country repeatedly.

➡️Learn more about how detainers keep Americans safe on our website.

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I guess slavery was abolished before they were too frigging stupid to be useful.

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

A woman who was already banned from an Oklahoma City convenience store decided to come back anyway.

When an employee asked her to leave, police say Bryona Roberts pulled out a knife and threatened to kill them. Then when officers showed up, she allegedly tried to run and ignored their commands.

Police ended up using a less-lethal beanbag shotgun to take her into custody.

Imagine being banned from a gas station and somehow thinking the best move is to come back with a knife. 🤦‍♂️