𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭.

𝙆𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧

¶𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

You've reached your Twitter limit for the day.

𝗚𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Revenant coming out of his several month long hiatus just to give an applebees order.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Your waiter.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Is Apex twitt even a thing anymore?

[Marc P.I. @iammarcpi]

This pic goes HARD! 🔥🔥🔥

[𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐄𝐑‼ 🍉 @stxrdustcrusade]

⭐: shoutout to the people that go MDNI and make lewd accounts the moment they turn 18

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Apex twitter looks a little dead.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

I'm sorry but I just can't get over that face.))

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

The shaking was highly ineffective.

Look at what you've fucking done.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Its to late

He's already asleep.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Oh okay

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Awake.

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

TRIGGER FINGER ITCHIN TONIGHT

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEONE DISEASE

SYMPTOMS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

He wraps his arms around their waist from behind, pulling them closer.

"you are staying put until you feel better."

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

"yeah, but you're not 800 pounds."

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

"no one expects you to be able to lift 800 pounds."

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Get them organs nice and loose

[𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 .ᐟ @BLXTHHOONDR]

Does anyone else pop the middle of their rib cage?

[𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐭. @RevUnofficial]

Dear christ

Looks like I'm gonna have to show physical affection.