Rex Pinecone

Hello i'm Rex Pinecone and this is my old mate Billy Bird i am a top flight entertainer traveling the UK with my act Billy Birds Laughter Farm

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This is what Keith was peering at in tonight's show

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Listen to the "Keith Teeth and friends show" now on Salford city radio 94.4 fm

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Catch "The Keith Teeth and Friends show" tonight at 7pm on Salford city radio 94.4 fm or listen online at http://t.co/iDjm2um6EA

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Don't miss "The Keith Teeth and Friends" show tonight at 7pm on Salford city radio 94.4fm or http://t.co/iDjm2um6EA

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Trying to have an early night when Billy Bird leapt at me and bit at my brow i yelled "Stop it Billy" he ignored me, i wept....

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More lies about me from Wikipedia...as I type this Billy is pecking me on the shin I am weeping.

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This is the poster for my movie debut sadly it was never completed due to Billy Bird striking Joan Simms on the side

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Happily sun bathing before Billys antics began

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This was for the animated "Rex n Billy" tv show it was never produced due to Billy kicking off over pay and liquids

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@ricardoautobahn I have a garage full of those some are sun damaged does that bother you? "Stop it Billy" he just licked me behind the knee

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I have just found this on Wikipedia it's all lies I tell you......."Stop it Billy" he just bit me on the eye

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@ricardoautobahn Hello Richard I assume you are referring to this

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Sunbathing ended in tears when Billy pecked me on the temple i cried "Stop it Billy" he sniggered silently

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Going on the anti gravity machine was a big mistake Billy kicked me in the thigh i cried "Stop it Billy"

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This was me at the height of my career shortly after this photo was taken Billy bit my neck I cried "Stop it Billy"

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Hello Twitter I am Rex Pinecone be kind to me and Billy Bird