Raven King

I'm not your therapist, your priest, or your friend. I'm a pedantic asshole. I'm also usually right | Twitter isn't real life, but does have pretty good memes.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@marcosluis2186 @EmmaRincon ¡Cuba libre!

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@mov_xor @vxunderground

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@Ty_in_TX @DaddyWarpig No, it's just Android but stripped of all the Google nonsense (like forced data collection & use monitoring). It's a hardened version that's obsessively focused on user privacy.

Works well once it's up & running. I've been on it for years.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Yes, in fact, make owning a gun just as hard as it is to vote.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@MiloDCooper @hsifdlog135246 @Math_files It's a reasoning question. It asserts 3 facts as true but which appear to have a contradiction. The question is specifically *how* it is possible for those 3 stated facts to be true at the same time.

The kid got it right. The teacher didn't understand the question.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@krcndn @ShadowInkPirate @Math_files FFS that's not how fractions work

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@4HLDisciple @FuwnieSchtuff @lporiginalg Parentheses first, genius. [-10]

Then multiplication. [-30]

Finally, addition. [-15]

It's either trolling or she's a moron who never learned 4th grade math.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@Hero_OfThe_Day @GaryGol88424403 @WNBA First time seeing the dynamics in a female-dominated organization, eh?

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@SpencerKlavan Gross? Obviously.
Disrespectful? Certainly.
Carrying an ancient blood curse from the dark priests of the cult of Amun? Probably.

But it's not some weird woman's vagina yeast this time, so let's pour some mummy gut ale and chalk this one up as a win.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@Tweeter_xyzd @ReviewsPossum Secretly?

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@KylePostingOnX @thatstarwarsgrl I'd sit next to him and play a Kendrick playlist the whole time while watching the men's Olympic hockey finals from February on a loop.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@Fathoroffour @YellowFlashGuy

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@thomasrp93 @RealTalkWithMJ1 Gotta drive that engagement.

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@DudespostingWs Treat my subjects well.

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@preacher325194 @reddit_lies No. That is garbage advice.

You don't make your failures & problems disappear by hiding them with lies. All you do is delay their disclosure until a day when it will hurt more people you care about and hurt them more deeply.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@bruhgiyy @reddit_lies Important insight into the female psyche, isn't it?

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@Mankosmash @reddit_lies I like my dick too much to treat it that poorly.

YMMV

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@TheShtuff @Neurofluoresce @reddit_lies Imagine thinking that a woman with a high body count is proof of her being skilled. 😆😆

No man thinks, "Boy, I'd sure like to have sex with her but wait.... what if she's not good at it?"

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

@Patriotic2002 @reddit_lies All it takes is to be a female with a pulse and low standards, dude.

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@YourPalRags Cigarettes with oral pathology pictures on them?

Poorly-poured beer?

I feel like we can comprehend both of those things. We rightly think they're lame.

[Raven King @RexCorvinus]

State.

Electoral.

College.

Amendment.

Now.

[Angry American @Angry_American0]

This is a whole lot of red in the California Governor primary election.