I'm not your therapist, your priest, or your friend. I'm a pedantic asshole. I'm also usually right | Twitter isn't real life, but does have pretty good memes.
@Ty_in_TX@DaddyWarpig No, it's just Android but stripped of all the Google nonsense (like forced data collection & use monitoring). It's a hardened version that's obsessively focused on user privacy.
Works well once it's up & running. I've been on it for years.
@MiloDCooper@hsifdlog135246@Math_files It's a reasoning question. It asserts 3 facts as true but which appear to have a contradiction. The question is specifically *how* it is possible for those 3 stated facts to be true at the same time.
The kid got it right. The teacher didn't understand the question.
@4HLDisciple@FuwnieSchtuff@lporiginalg Parentheses first, genius. [-10]
Then multiplication. [-30]
Finally, addition. [-15]
It's either trolling or she's a moron who never learned 4th grade math.
@SpencerKlavan Gross? Obviously.
Disrespectful? Certainly.
Carrying an ancient blood curse from the dark priests of the cult of Amun? Probably.
But it's not some weird woman's vagina yeast this time, so let's pour some mummy gut ale and chalk this one up as a win.
@KylePostingOnX@thatstarwarsgrl I'd sit next to him and play a Kendrick playlist the whole time while watching the men's Olympic hockey finals from February on a loop.
@preacher325194@reddit_lies No. That is garbage advice.
You don't make your failures & problems disappear by hiding them with lies. All you do is delay their disclosure until a day when it will hurt more people you care about and hurt them more deeply.
@TheShtuff@Neurofluoresce@reddit_lies Imagine thinking that a woman with a high body count is proof of her being skilled. 😆😆
No man thinks, "Boy, I'd sure like to have sex with her but wait.... what if she's not good at it?"
@YourPalRags Cigarettes with oral pathology pictures on them?
Poorly-poured beer?
I feel like we can comprehend both of those things. We rightly think they're lame.