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All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

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Cold and miserable? Miso soup and warm sake to the rescue!

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I love lamp!

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Maybe a dingo ate your baby

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Lmao... I tweeted sobering shit a year ago! Library of congress, here I come!

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PBS, best station ever!

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schedule at work is messing with my mojo...

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All I want for the new years are midi-chlorians ;)

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Happy New Year!

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It was Netflix that brought me back to twitter. Instant news! twitter search it. Ya, its down. Hi sunshine! mwah! What up Twitter!

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tweet tweet tweet... ya... thats good until March!

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twitter... i forgot you existed.

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@Sunnylikely "Happy Holiday" #Christmas lol hehehe missing sunshine...

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just became a fan

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I might stop watching channels that run governmental smear campaigns... Gimme a commercial with some starving children already...

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Just shaved his head...

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Cinderella is muted... :(

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This weather must be preparation for my eternity in hell!?!

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Spent the weekend with snicklefritz tearing up central florida... Excelsior!

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Phone went swimming with an otter... Took a week to get a new one! Feels good to be back on the ubertwitter train...

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skin to win baby!