Ron Starman

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[Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl]

the earth is not flat and there is no firmament
the sun does not move around the earth
there was no global flood
humans have never lived for 100s of years
zombies don’t exist
prayer doesn’t work
donkeys and snakes do not talk
plants can’t exist without the sun
the moon is not a source of light
bats are not birds
all insects have 6 legs not 4
the earth rotates around the sun it does not stand still
darkness is not a physical substance
humans don’t come back from the dead
should i go on or?

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

.@AbDanielleSmith figured that crossing the floor and betraying all her Wildrose MLAs wasn’t enough, so she doubled down and crossed the 49’th parallel.

Other than that, you can trust her…

#ableg

[Katy E 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @MargTokar]

Alberta: Did you know that…

Enviro Minister Rebecca Schulz granted an O&G lobbyist $2M of your taxpayer $ for 2 Pilot Projects (mini R Star scam) to clean up dirty well sites?

That lobbyist? Her HUSBAND, Cole Schulz.

Smith: “No conflict of interest.”

[corblund @CorbLund]

Hey Alberta. U like being on the hook for billion$ for orphan wells? You're gonna LOVE selenium contaminated rivers and ground water from coal mines. Same AB regulator oversees both. 100% taxpayers'll be paying 4 massive cleanup when the foreign mining cos go home. Old playbook.

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Fixed it….

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

MAGA hates the EU because they are jealous of how much better and cooler Europe is. Like some fat 2 toothed illiterate sacks of Amerishit really think they can compete with thousands of years of peak western culture? fuck off lmao

[Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @LukaszukAB]

Rest assured that the vast majority of Albertans pray that you leave. They’ll even pack your bags for you.

[DKGray @TheRealDKGray]

This could have been any one of you Smith supporters.

But of course, you expect to buy your way to health.

Fuck you. Seriously. What are you thinking?

JFC…

Edmonton father dies in hospital E.R. waiting to see a doctor
https://t.co/GF1Rare9wn

[Christians say the darndest things @ChristiansSTDT]

Circular reasoning is circular because circular reasoning is circular.

[Bricktop_NAFO @Bricktop_NAFO]

America : “Europe is trying to censor us.”

Also America : “To enter our country we want to see 5 years of your social media activity to make sure you haven’t said hurty words about us.”

[Theo Moudakis @TheoMoudakis]

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's @TorontoStar

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Ha!

[Peter Ratcliffe, forever Canadian 🇨🇦 @PeterHRatcliffe]

I would like to wish @PierrePoilievre a Happy Last Christmas in Canadian taxpayer funded Stornoway with servants, chefs and drivers and the big fat expense account that you break spending records with.

Canada has moved past angry slogans.

Time to go, Paperboy. Long past time.

[Michael Gerald Gibbs🏳️‍🌈🍁 🇺🇦 (He/Him) @Mikeggibbs]

If you are an elected official in Alberta and you're attending meetings with Donald Trump to strategize about breaking up Canada, you're a traitor of the worst kind.

You're guilty of espionage and conspiracy with a foreign power to commit criminal acts.

You should be in jail.