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Professional Sinner

[🦇 @RFZD_]

Dibalik diamnya orang yg badmood, ada rasa ingin menebas kepala seseorang.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I wish work and jobs never existed and people were free to just enjoy life on this planet

[アリヤ • @AryaNovrianus]

Jokes lawas Idul Adha:

*ngomong ke orang berbadan gemuk

“Ngumpet begoo, ntr dipotong lo..”

Semua orang tau ini becandaan doang. Tapi ternyata ada satu orang yg nganggep ini serius, dia takut dan akhirnya pergi ke Perancis. 😔

[Angga Fauzan  @angga_fzn]

Gausa jauh2 bahas soal Habibie yang pinter,

Lha kemarin dapet calon presiden lulusan Ekonomi & Kebijakan Publik, sama lulusan Hukum & Politik, pada gamau 😭

Let alone ada cawapres yang lulusan doktor Hukum Tata Negara, pernah ngerasain semua posisi Trias Politika. Langka banget loh itu.

Belom 2 tahun yang lalu pula loh WKWKWK

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are.
Manchester will forever be my home.

To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here.

Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day.

Forever a Red Devil ❤️

[LEO. 🔻 comms: open. @ANARCHODES]

ALERTA: ADA BABI DI MANA-MANA!

[freeda nasgor goreng @plersiden]

negara mau hancur masi ribut roam support

[aL @w0ojien]

prabowo anjing

[. @emmasarchivee]

yall I'm too young to experience two pandemics in my lifetime

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Beeka @beekaberryt]

circle so small that when my phone rings i know its scammers

[Cloviscat 🍀😺 @clovistwitch]

Kadang org tuh gak sadar kalo tenggo itu karena:
• Hindarin hujan/macet
• Rumah jauh
• Rumah gak ada yg jaga (gak semua orang punya ART)
• Jemput anak/anggota keluarga
• Running errands
• Simply istirahat supaya besok bisa produktif di kantor

[Kesya @jpbeem]

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

[Fiersa Besari @FiersaBesari]

Negara dirusak secara sistematis, dan kita cuma bisa menonton

[syl ♡ @sylviapuffs]

most of these people's jobs can be done online at home btw

[txt keresahan WNI @KapudS640]

Dollar mau nyentuh 17.500, euro 20.000, IHSG Anjlok, investor asing cabut, Phk dmna-mna, Bahan baku naik, bbm naik.

Presiden kita malah kondangan cokk

[A Professional Overthinker @rizalakbarm_]

apa ini anjir, wawancara presiden apa wawancara pesut mahakam.

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

14. Anggaran perjalanan dinas: Rp. 20 T per tahun. Ini pemborosan. Harus dicoret. Jika saya presiden, tidak boleh pejabat RI plesiran ke LN.

[🦇 @RFZD_]

@OpenledgerHQ Damnnnn

[` @lisaawrites]

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling but, i hope life gets better for you

[ʕᵔﻌᵔʔ @saphelune_]

“belum rezekinya" adalah kalimat pertahanan terakhir agar tidak menyalahkan Tuhan atas kegagalan.