Rachel Goldschmid

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

Me considering going surfing and mountain biking in one day: this will be epic!
Me considering going shopping and going out for drinks in one day: idk I think I will be too tired from shopping

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

referring to fourth of July as "Independence Day" makes you sound like a serial killer

[Elisa Gabbert @egabbert]

I love when a book just starts, without any attempt to justify itself. Books should just start!

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

I'm just one stressful life event from my goal weight

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

The shame I feel when I get the TikTok that is like "hey maybe you should go to bed" is immeasurable

[trash jones @jzux]

our company is like a family ❤️ we hate you

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

for some reason I find videos of dogs watching TV really depressing

[Jake @JustJake]

Men used to go to war and now they sell b2b SaaS

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m culturally Jewish which means I have all the anxiety, stress, and gastrointestinal problems of regular Judaism but without the comfort of god

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

oof

[𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚊 🌱 @gaialogs]

it’s such a sick tragedy to have such great chemistry with someone who cannot meet you halfway communication wise. you can have so much passion, great conversation, humor & banter together & yet, their emotional maturity is nowhere to be found.

[jenny lewis @jennylewis]

raise your hand if you’ll never be the same

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

is screaming crying throwing up the new live laugh love

[Meredith Haggerty @meredithaggerty]

I know SAD is for winter, but based on everyone I'm talking to, this summer is very much like, "from the makers of Seasonal Depression, now comes Flamin' Seasonal Depression"

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

no you don't lol

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

lol

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s mad

[Rachel Goldschmid @RGoldsch]

hahaha both of my parents are doctors

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no...are doctors dumb"