Robbie G's Theater & Dance

Theatrical and dance supply store. Dance shoes, makeup, costume rental

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

@SugarFireSmoke how does one get to a responsible person? No reply from
website and store manager says “…nor will I continue to engage in idle banter about this topic.” #poorcustomerservice

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Saw on Craigslist: “Stripper pole, new. Opened but never used”
Hmm #unappreciatedValentine gift maybe?

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Some people look for a perfect relationship, but all I want is a #cheeseburger that looks like the ones on commercials!

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

You know it's cold outside... when you step on dog poop and roll your ankle

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Do young people face a bigger challenge these days? If they’re over 18 but under 21 and are arrested for drinking alcohol, they can be charged as an adult for being under aged.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

After months of uninterrupted analysis, I am now prepared to conclude that, indeed, my #laundry is not going to fold itself.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Kids toys should come with better warning labels, like, “LOUD AS HELL” and “NO OFF SWITCH” and “REQUIRES 217 BATTERIES.”

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Just once I’d like to see someone #dropkick the guy grinning and waving behind the news #reporter.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

I wash once and dry 3-4 times, depending on how much I want to delay #folding my clothes.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Ok Winter, you’ve made your point, I’m a wimp.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

It is #toocold... to get out of bed... ever again!

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

If we aren't supposed to be too close to the #microwave then why do they turn on the light and show us food twirling around in there?

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

An inexpensive way to get #Botox face: Walk your dog in 10 degree weather like this morning.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Sometimes you can just tell it's going to be a "Does not play well with others" kind of day.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Don’t ask your girl where she wants to eat. Tell her to guess where you’re taking her to eat. Then take her to her first guess. #Genius

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

I'm 99.9% certain that every time a sock goes missing in the dryer, it comes back as an extra #tupperware lid.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

I think the #goldenrule for men should be, don’t say anything to a woman at work that you wouldn’t want another man to say to you in prison.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

That sound you hear when you already closed the cabinet door & hear something fall - yeah, that’s the sound of #someoneelsesproblem

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

On the plus side of 2017, the use of the words '#awesomesauce' and '#amazeballs' were at an all time low.

[Robbie G's Theater & Dance @RGTheaterDance]

Judging by all of the cologne and shower sets I got for Christmas either people know I like to smell good or I am failing at it.