RhacNRoll

I'm a musician and reptile hobbyist in ATX specializing in New Caledonia Geckos and other exotics reptiles 🦎 Check out my store ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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ppl who don’t understand debilitating depression debilitatingly depress me.

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i’ll drink nothing all day and pee 20 times

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fuck your 1099 commission only job

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“their old stuff was better” says the 35 year old teenager

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if you stop and think about it, the history of the human race is really just a never ending human centipede

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i hate to be that guy but your kid sucks

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them: “what time is it?”

me: “time to deliver a pizza ball”

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if you don’t like ranch with your pizza the Ranchman comes to your house at night while you’re sleeping, dips your fingers and toes in ranch, and gobbles them up

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should’ve read the terms and conditions on this “it’s a free country” bullshit

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when you drive a nail through all that’s good, the carpenter becomes the wood

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if Trump runs in 2028 then all bets are off and the constitution can be changed at will so we’re finally gonna take your guns away you stupid fucks

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all my eras are villain eras

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i don’t care if you’re European or the queen of england - if you try to kiss my cheeks in a greeting, i will use physical attack to defend myself

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oh you have an AI band?? cool yeah sick okay brb i’m gonna go kill myself

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punks be like “capitalism sucks!!!” while they eat mcgangbangs

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first time i ever did shrooms

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no wayyyyy a new super hero movie and/or tv show? that’s crazy. i love that they’re keeping it original

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The Slim Shady LP

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let me put y’all on game

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my apartment complex workers are painting my building directly outside of my open window so i’m going to lay in my bed naked and call the cops about a peeping tom