Rhetorical Question Of The Day

Joke of the day in a rhetorical question format. Please retweet or comment if you like a joke. Some require deep thought! Not meant to be insulting.

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This is what I think of you. A line of frozen squares of Vietnamese soup. #insult

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RQOTD: Do cows have hooves because they lack toes? #lactose #milk #dairy

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RQOTD: Did Roebuck live inside a steak? #Sears

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If a giant elephant is coming at you should you yell "Cash Only! Cash Only!"?

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If a sun exposed deity was a proficient dancer, would you say "Tangoed "or "Tangod"? #muskratlove @DavidHasselhoff #dadjokes

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If I were a geologist, would I smell like rocks? #rocks #dadjokes

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Even for goats, this is dumb. I once found a dead goat that had fallen and broken its leg. #darwinawardforanimals

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Mountain Goat – Amazing rock climbers. Defying gravity!🐐😳

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@ValaAfshar What white dot?

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"Corporate personhood" means businesses have some of the rights of people, and they also must be patronized (i.e., have customers) to exist. So why don't people like to be patronized? #words

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@SheilaEYoung1 It's summer now. No dead leaves.

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If someone communicated their thoughts by hitting a wine glass in morse code, would they be telling you what they tink? #dadjokes #onomatopoeiahumor

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Did celebrations of an upcoming birth or wedding during the fourth month of the year trigger the migration of funny-hatted peoples to another continent? #dadjoke

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@LakotaMan1 @JamesColeArch What about gold leaf? They put it on cakes and stuff. #food #gold

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@Rainmaker1973 Wicky wicky scratch @salmahayek #wildwildwest

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Read this. Funny. https://t.co/cDulwePZxN

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If the Easter Bunny chews off the wooden stock of a 12-gauge, is that a gnawed-off shotgun? #dadjokes

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Because actual birds don't have lips, when they make fun of "lovebirds", do they sing songs like "Robin and Jay sitting in a tree, P-E-C-K-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes little yellow tufted red breasted warbling titmouse in a baby carriage!"? #birds

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@ShirinSadikot @latestinspace Looks a little stretched to me.

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If you follow orders to poop in private, is that a secret duty? #dadjokes

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If Jeopardy was played at your kitchen table, would the host be Alex Trivet? #jeopardy