Rhetorical Eddie

Just a blink-182 guy in an Avril Lavigne world

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@KEEMSTAR Imagine getting politically informed from the keemstar twitter comments 😂

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@TungstenDan Business pants with rips on the knees and one of these bad boys

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I’ve been on this earth for some time but I still have no clear idea what “smart casual” truely means

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After Covid I want to make moves to bring back fondue parties

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@Benaskren I’d trust my dads chances in a bar full of Covid positives instead of a bar with Perry and McGregor

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What’s wealth look like? Never needing to sort low-high when shopping online.

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Has a non-douchy sentence ever followed the opening “as an actor”?

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Sitting at home under mandatory quarantine, playing some @Warcraft classic leveling a shaman named @benshapiro my account gets suspended what the frick @Blizzard_ANZ !!!

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@KavosYT Not gonna lie... the way a lot of you are responding says a lot more about you than it does about either of them... and it’s not necessarily good things.

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Remember simpler times when the scariest thing was people’s phones causing them to spontaneously combust?

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Being invited to a super smash party might be a rad time playing Nintendo or.. it’s a swingers party 🤔

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The only time that I ever see a fact check on Instagram it’s always this...

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Selma> ok boomer girl

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phase 2 of being an egirl: complete

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Can’t wait to get coronavirus so I can flick covid-boogers at my enemies with weak immune systems

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@MinWag3MaxRag3 Don’t mess with Sam? Especially at his club!

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Considering getting an only fans after hearing idubbbz girl made 25k in like 2 days?! Surely I could pull at least enough to treat myself to a steak every now and then ?

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Is there anything worse than setting up a joke when texting and they take a day to reply and you can’t remember the punch line?

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@TungstenDan @alyankovic Weak

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In there trying times we face world wide all I ask is, where’s @alyankovic with a parody of my Sharona but it’s “my corona” ?

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@KEEMSTAR Weren’t you tying to make the new Facebook like 6 months ago?