Carolyn

chocolate lover

[Blissful✨ @ghostinheel]

At my funeral there will be an old man crying a lot. I just hope my family leaves him alone😭😭😭😭😭

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

“It’s hard to lead a woman you don’t provide for.”

[Kijana ya PresidenT™️ @Mirema_world]

acting dumb so people don't rely on you at work is top tier skill

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

this babe later open up to me and she don tell me her past, omo she for just shut up oo

[Sir Odutola King @odus_king]

I wanted to show this professor something on my phone. She left her seat and knelt beside me (just to be comfortable, since I was seated).

The African boy in me still couldn't process that.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

If you owe me money, everything you post better be about struggling bro

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Finding an attractive, intelligent person with good morals is so so rare.. and then one that’s down for you is even the more rare. So when you find one don’t be stupid.

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

Pretending to be clueless to people’s shady behavior is the final level of being smart.

[🥝 @omadhater]

why are all the people who swear they forget to eat never skinny

[lhin_dar💗🧚🏾‍♀️ @fw_lilyyy]

“nbl” “ngl” are two twins
nbl is the boy
ngl is the girl

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

A hard pill to swallow. Your parents can be jealous of your success.

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Being difficult as a pretty woman is a protection spell.

[Felix @felixherbt]

Nigerians will wake up one day and terrorists will be broadcast live from Aso Villa.

Just one day!

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

"He better not kill her" - me watching a show called 'my husband who killed me'

[Oluwafunmilayo🌸 @funksbabyy]

Karma has to be the fakest shit ever. Please tell me why my stepmom, who almost ruined my dad’s life is now working as a PA to a sitting governor??

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

men who are in a bad mood piss me off. what could you possibly be salty about? too many rights?

[Carolyn @Rhiham]

@Nedubra5il @yeankhar 😂😂😂

[🦢 @its_meeruy4]

Nobody talks about the silent rage of a smart woman stuck in survival mode.

She’s polite. But she’s plotting.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

So we fit buy food on credit on Chowdeck now? omo Nigerians go too abusė this update