The United States would sooner turn Cuba into a concentration camp than allow the world to see that a socialist project can not only survive, but thrive and provide for its people.
If you talk about calories in front of me i think it should negatively impact your credit score. and if you talk about your credit score in front of me i think you should lose a finger
When I say "my team" I mean my therapist in Brooklyn, my psychic upstate, every Taurus born between April 19-28, my gynocologist downtown, and my parents' elderly chihuahua
“three years loved you every single day made me weak it was real for me yeah, real for me. now i’ll fake it every single day til i don’t need fantasy, til i feel you leave”
Ayo Edebiri encourages people stop using AI for trivial purposes in new post:
“pls stop using Al to see what you'd look like as a sexy sims character or whatever you can commission some talented and horny freak to do it for like $6… this s**t is cooking the planet!!!! and our brains!!!!”
worth noting re: college also is that when you do go to college as a woman like the first thing you have to do is go to a bunch of seminars called “how not to get raped here” and “what to do when you get raped” and then they give you a lanyard that says like “NO RAPE ALLOWED ❤️”
one of life's underrated joys is when your friend has a cool boyfriend. I would put it on par with being a regular at a coffee shop and the barista says "the usual?" and then makes your drink without having to ask
i unconsciously assume everyone is aware i’m a lesbian and it’s so jarring when men approach me in public bc… i don’t even vibrate in the same frequency as you… i am from a higher spiritual realm … there is rift in the space time continuum bc this conversation happened